Home Alone 4

[The house is awash in water]

Kevin:
House, clean yourself up. [nothing happens] Well, it was worth a try.

[last lines]

Kevin:
I knew this was gonna be the best Christmas ever.

Kevin:
Robbers were trying to rip off your house!

Natalie:
So you chose to trash it?

Kevin:
No, I was trying to protect it!

Natalie:
By trashing it?

Vera:
Marv, I gotta pee.

Marv:
Vera, you can pee next week.

[Vera and Marv enter Kevin's room, which appears deserted]

Marv:
[whispering] I think there's somebody here.

Vera:
[yells] Anybody in here?

Marv:
No, not now. Shhhh.

Vera:
You shhhhhhhh.

Marv:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Marv:
Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

[Kevin is trapped in the basement with Mr. Prescott]

Kevin:
I don't understand. If they were so mean to you how come you never quit working for them?

Mr. Prescott:
I know you are young and that is the most obvious solution, but jobs are not always easy to find.

Dad:
Just because you grow up on the outside doesn't mean you want to stop having fun enjoying life.

Kevin:
I know all about the inner child dad.

Peter:
You do, huh?

Kevin:
That's why old guys drive sports cars.

Peter:
You're probably right.

Kevin:
But the trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all you don’t even have room for a friend I mean there cool and fast and all but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.

Marv Merchants:
[To Kevin] Shut up, you little moron!