Hostel

Óli:
King of the swing.

Óli:
Hæ, þetta er Óli, leggðu inn skilaboð og ég hringi í þig. King of the swing!

Natalya:
I get a lot of money for you. That makes you MY b*tch.

Paxton:
Amsterdam, motherf***er.

Josh:
Okey

Paxton:
Come on, let's go. Where are we going?

Óli:
Red-light district. Time for snípur.Clit

Clit

Josh:
Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.

Josh:
Hey, I think the Anne Frank house is around here.

Josh:
Come one

Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?

Óli:
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland, man.

Paxton:
Yea, what if we did?

Josh:
We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?

Paxton:
No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?

Óli:
Djöfulsins.Literal translation: Devil.In context translation: F***.

Literal translation:
Devil.

In context translation:
F***.

Paxton:
What was that?

Óli:
Guys, this is f***ing awsome, man.

Óli:
I'm the first in line for snípur.Clit

Clit

Alex:
Snípur?

Paxton:
Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".

Josh:
Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.

Alex:
Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.

Josh:
Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?

Óli:
Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.

Josh:
Okey, all right.

Óli:
My Viking balls too.

Josh:
Okey, stop.

Óli:
This is Sunneva, my daughter.

The Dutch Businessman:
Very pretty.

Óli:
She's 6

The German Surgeon:
Genug, spreche nicht mehr.That's enough, don't speak anymore

That's enough, don't speak anymore

Paxton:
Wenn du mich tötest, wird es dein Leben zerstören. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schließt, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Alpträumen sein. Dein ganzes Leben lang, ich werde es zerstören.If you kill me, it'll destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes, you'll see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night, your whole life. I will ruin it.

If you kill me, it'll destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes, you'll see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night, your whole life. I will ruin it.

Welcome To Your Worst Nightmare

Inspired by true events

Try not to puke

What is the worst can happen

Óli:
Djöfulsins.

Literal translation:
Devil.

In context translation:
F***.

Paxton:
What was that?