Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

Elle Woods:
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle Woods:
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle Woods:
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle Woods:
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.

Elle Woods:
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle Woods:
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

You've already got the bag haircut running the country, Speak up before you aren't beautiful anymore America!! #impeachtrump

Paulette:
Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!

Paulette:
Oh My God! you look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!

Paulette:
Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!

Paulette:
Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!

Representative Rudd:
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Representative Rudd:
Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website:
We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.

Lady at Versace:
You've got the wrong Versace.

Dog Spa receptionist:
Your dogs are gay!

Timothy McGinn:
Write a bill, Britney.

Emmett:
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Emmett:
You know what I thought when I first met you?

Elle:
God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

Emmett:
You fall asleep during the West Wing.

Elle:
Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle:
Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.

Timothy McGinn:
Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.

Reena:
She's so... shiny.

Elle:
Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.

Sid:
I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Congresswoman:
[looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!

Paulette:
Thank you Ohio!

Paulette:
Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.

Serena:
You didn't.

Paulette:
I busted a window.

Elle (In a speech):
Speak up, America!

Reena (watching Elle on TV):
It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)

Bigger. Bolder. Blonder

This summer. . . justice is blonde.

Join the party!

Elle Woods:
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

Paulette:
Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.