The Lego Movie

Emmet:
Good morning apartment! Good morning ceiling, good morning doorway, good morning floor! Ready to start the day!

Emmet:
Step 1, breathe. (breathes)

Emmet:
Step 2, greet the day, smile and say: "Good Morning, City!"

Emmet:
Step 3, Exercise.

Emmet:
Jumping jacks, hit'em! 1... (click) ...2... (click) ...3! (click) I'm so pumped up!!

Emmet:
Step 4, shower.

Emmet:
And always be sure to keep the soap out of your YEEOWWW!!!

Emmet:
Shave your face, Brush your teeth, and comb your hair.

Emmet:
Wear clothes!

Emmet:
Oooops, I almost forgot that one!

Emmet:
(finds construction clothes) No, no, uh-uh, got that wrong. And that's it, check.

Emmet:
Step nine, eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life.

Emmet:
Hey, planty, what are you going to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too!!

Emmet:
You have a great day too, President Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of...wait! Did he say put to sleep?!

Emmet:
What was I just thinking? I don't care.

Emmet:
Step eleven, greet your neighbors.

Emmet:
Oh, hey, Jasmine. Dexter. Andy! Loki, Brad, Leroy, Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior, Jeff.

Emmet:
Step twelve, obey all traffic signs and regulations. Step thirteen; enjoy popular music.

Emmet:
Oh my Gosh, I love this song!

Emmet:
Hey pal, I hate to tell you this, I don't think you're supposed to be here. Well, I'll just have to report yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

Emmet:
I want to go home! [A house appears in front of him] This is not what I meant!

Emmet:
Oh my G-O-S-H!

Emmet:
Hey, listen do you think you can explain to me why I'm dressed like this, and what those big words in the sky were all about, and, like where we are, in... time?

Emmet:
Great. I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn't listening.

Emmet:
You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!

Emmet:
But I can't do any of the things the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.

Emmet:
I would not rather he die!

Emmet:
President Business is going to end the world? But he's such a nice guy! He's made such awesome stuff like dairy food, TV shows, news, coffee, surveillance cameras, all history books, our voting machines... wait a minute.

Emmet:
Well howdy! I'm a cowboy!

Emmet:
Well I'm dark and brooding too- guys, look! A rainbow!

Emmet:
But there's no signs anywhere! How do you know what not to do?

Emmet:
Hello! I'm Emmet... oh and this is the Piece of Resistance.

Emmet:
That is against the instructions!!

Emmet:
That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV.

Emmet:
Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch.

Emmet:
And I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch?

Emmet:
Introducing "the double decker couch", so everyone could watch TV together and be buddies!

Emmet:
Who's The Man Upstairs?

Emmet:
Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?

Emmet:
Wow! That's what I was just thinking about!

Emmet:
I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece. Well, I...I mean I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really dream...

Emmet:
But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.

Emmet:
I don't know what I'm doing. Aaahh!

Emmet:
Ah! I got pigs! I hate pigs!

Emmet:
Wyldstyle, we could really use your help!

Emmet:
No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!

Emmet:
What are we gonna do?

Emmet:
That's your boyfriend?

Emmet:
Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

Emmet:
Oh, no. You're boyfriend's gone.

Emmet:
So, uh... Hey, guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.

Emmet:
Uh...is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds, or cuckoos.

Emmet:
Am I just gonna keep...falling...forever?!

Emmet:
Is this another vision?

Emmet:
Where am I? Is that.....the Office Tower?

Emmet:
What was that?!

Emmet:
What in the world is that?

Emmet:
It's adorable.

Emmet:
More Kragles?!

Emmet:
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! All of those are my friends! No! Stop it!

Emmet:
The Piece of Resistance! I can still save them.

Emmet:
Well for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life.

Emmet:
I'm dark and rooting too. Hey guys, look a rainbow!

Emmet:
I gotta get the Piece of Resistance. If I could get the attention of the smaller creature. I gotta move.

Emmet:
Sorry, street.

Emmet:
I can see everything!

Emmet:
I am a Master Builder.

Emmet:
Lucy, I'm going inside that thing.

Emmet:
Take that! Ha-ha! Come here! (destroying Micromanagers)

Emmet:
No! Quit tearing me apart!!

Emmet:
Come on!

Emmet:
Eeerrrragh!!!! (Still destroying micromanagers, finally manages to break into Lord Business's aircraft)

Emmet:
No, stop! Please! If you do one thing and I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon!

Emmet:
Yes. It's called "the power of the Special."

Emmet:
Alright. Here it comes. My secret weapon...is this.

Emmet:
It's my hand. I want you to take it.

Emmet:
I want you to join me. Look at all the things that people built. You might see a mess. For what I see are people inspired by each other, and by you. People take things from what you have, are making something new out of it.

Emmet:
You........don't have to be.......the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you, and you....still.....can change everything.

Emmet:
Oh, we got a hugger.

Emmet:
Be careful. I have been told....it might explode.

Emmet:
Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay? Where's Lucy?

Emmet:
Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys?

Emmet:
Oh man.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
Come with me if you wanna not die.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
We'll build a motorcycle out of the alley way.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him that the piece has been found!

Wyldstyle/Luci:
Great. You drive.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
I'm Wyldstyle.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
Don't brake, go, don't stop, go now!

Wyldstyle/Luci:
You're not the special! YOU LIED TO ME!!!

Wyldstyle/Luci:
You're not even a master builder, are you?

Wyldstyle/Luci:
You ruined the prophecy.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
Come with me if you want to not die.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
You found the Piece of Resistance, and the prophecy states that you are the most special, most talented, and most extraordinary person in the universe. That's you, right?

Wyldstyle/Luci:
I don't think he's had a single original thought in his life.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
Your home Bricksburg is on of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirate's cove, Knight's Club, Viking's landing, Clown Town, a buncha others we dunna need to mention.

Wyldstyle/Luci:
All the people in the universe were once free to travel and mingle, and build whatever they wanted. But President Business was confused by all the chaos. So he erected walls between these worlds and became obsessed with order and perfection. And he stole a mysterious super secret weapon called The Kragle. And he hired Bad Cop to hunt down all the master builders, who were always changing everything.

Lucy:
Hi everybody. You may not know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me. I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this. This is Emmet, and he was just like all of you: a face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. But he was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him, and I owe him an apology, because I used to look down on him like that. I used to think that he was a follower with no ideas for the life of him. But it turned out Emmet had great ideas, and although they seemed weird and kinda pointless, they got him closer than anyone had ever achieved in saving the universe. And now we have to finish what he started by building whatever weird thing pops into our heads. All of you have the unique ability deep within to be a groundbreaker, and I mean literally--break the ground! Peel off the pieces! Tear apart your walls! Build things only you can build. Defend yourselves; we have to fight against President Business' plans to freeze us! Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday; it will be known as Freedom Friday! ...But still on a Tuesday! [Gasp! doors breaking]

Robots:
End of the line (Bad Cop comes in)

Lucy:
Bad Cop?

Bad Cop:
I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere

Wyldstyle/Luci:
If only Emmet were here to see this. He says something adorable like... [Emmet screaming]

Wyldstyle/Luci:
You got it, Emmet.

Vitruvius:
He's coming. Cover your butt.

Vitruvius:
One day, a talented lass or fellow, A special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hidden refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, This Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, And be the greatest, most interesting, Most important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes.

Vitruvius:
Emmet, you had a vision. Normally, Master Builders spend years training themselves to clear their minds of any obstacles to catch even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs, and yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place. With the proper training, you could become a great Master Builder.

Vitruvius:
Of course he won't be, not if you keep telling him that. He needs to see that he can.

Vitruvius:
My fellow Master Builders, including but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something space guy, 2002 NBA All-stars, and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great importance. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. (all gasping, and clamouring) Please, calm yourselves, Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope. The special has arisen.

Vitruvius:
Ah, we gotta write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech.

Vitruvius:
Emmet, don't worry about what the others are doing. Focus on what is special about you.

Vitruvius:
Why are my pants cold and wet?

Vitruvius:
Sneaking around the corner.

Vitruvius:
Did you just call me old?

Vitruvius:
Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word "experienced!"

Vitruvius:
Ha-ha! You see, Emmet. A corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imagina... [suddenly Lord Business pops his head off with a penny]

Vitruvius:
My sweet, Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.

Vitruvius:
The prophecy...I made it up.

Vitruvius:
I made it up. It's not true.

Vitruvius:
You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history. [just as he's about to speak the light in Vitruvius's eyes goes out and he dies]

Vitruvius:
All you have to do is believe, then you will see everything.

Vitruvius:
Don't worry what the others are doing, you must embrace what is special about you.

Vitruvius:
All you have to do is believe that you are special, then you are special.

Vitruvius:
I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh!

Vitruvius:
Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.

Vitruvius:
Because the world depends on it. Ooooh!

Vitruvius:
Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.

Vitruvius:
I liked Emmet before it was cool.

Unikitty:
Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

Unikitty:
Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind. [Wyldstyle: "You just said the word 'no', like, a thousand times."] And there's also no consistency!

Unikitty:
Any idea is a good idea, except the not-happy ones. Those you push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, [red angry face] EVER [pink and happy again] find them!

Unikitty:
Your fellow master builders are gathered in the dog.

Unikitty:
Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!

Unikitty:
Well, where can we go where we can't be found?

Unikitty:
Thank you, Batman! Your ideas are the best!

Unikitty:
With Rainbows!

Unikitty:
These are the colors I'm making, blue raspberry and sour apple.

Unikitty:
My home......it's gone! I feel something inside it's like...THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPINESS! I must stay positive. [breathes] Bubblegums! [starts hyperventilating a bit] Butterflies? [hyperventilates rapidly and looks ready to cry] Cotton candy...?

Unikitty:
The walls are crying!!!!

Unikitty:
So why did you come back?

Unikitty:
Sounds weird.

Unikitty:
Embarrassing!

Unikitty:
Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this working? Yaaaaaaay!

Unikitty:
Wyldstyle, look. It's the citizens!

Unikitty:
Stay positive... Stay... positive!... OH, FORGET IT!!!! DAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Unikitty:
YOU ALL NEED TO BE MORE FRIENDLY!!!!

Unikitty:
EMMET, GO! GO! NOW'S YOUR CHAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!

Metalbeard:
"Really hard"?! Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is what ye call "really hard". This be impossible!

Metalbeard:
AVAST, MATEYS!!! I have returned!!!

Metalbeard:
Ye are! Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise?

Metalbeard:
Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think that they could possibly be useful.

Metalbeard:
This be-doubled land couch... I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it-ideas so dumb and bad, that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Metalbeard:
The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!

Metalbeard:
First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate's face.

Metalbeard:
(Singing) ♪How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪

Metalbeard:
It be a fine speech there, laddy.

Metalbeard:
Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he?

Metalbeard:
T'was your speech which roused this hearty crew.

Metalbeard:
Arr, there be too many micro-managers!

Metalbeard:
We were a hearty crew, but it be...it be over.

Metalbeard:
Here's how you do it: "Pirate Style!"

Metalbeard:
She's right! You can do it, me laddy!

Batman:
Relax everybody, I'm here.

Batman:
Guess what, you big baby? Your car is a baby carriage.

Batman:
I hate this place.

Batman:
If anybody has black parts I need them, okay? I only work in black, and sometimes very very dark grey.

Batman:
We'll wing it... That's a bat pun.

Batman:
Po-lice to meet you, Bad Cop.

Batman:
Anyway, I just had some subwoofers installed in the back. I call them the "dogs"! Listen to them bark!

Batman:
Oh, you are the worst leader I've ever seen. To the Batmobile! Dang it!

Batman:
I have a drive-on.

Batman:
We are here to see... YOUR BUTT!

Batman:
What're you two losers talking about?

Batman:
What do yo think, a spaceship's just gonna appear out of the blue? [suddenly, the Millennium Falcon appears behind them] Are you kidding me?! The same thing!

Batman:
Got room for just one dude?

Batman:
I'm not trying to bail...

Batman:
Babe, look. If this relationship is ever gonna work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.

Batman:
I will text you.

Batman:
Need a hyperdrive?

Batman:
Those guys were so lame. All they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.

Batman:
What do I even...? I can't...!

Batman:
I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan; Batman pretends he doesn't know who his alter ego is]

Batman:
Bruce Wayne? Uh...who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.

Batman:
We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.

Batman:
Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?

Batman:
Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?

Batman:
Great Call.

Batman:
I thought I'd help you guys. Left the weird cat thing to stall.

Batman:
Wyldstyle--I mean... Lucy... he's the hero you deserve.

Batman:
Don't worry "Dad", I read your dumb instructions. Stop yelling at me!

Batman:
Welcome back, kid.

Batman:
Go on, kid. Get in there.

Batman:
You are so disappointing on so many levels.

Benny:
Hi! I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny, and I can build a spaceship!

Benny:
Spaceship! Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!

Benny:
That's alright, I don't wanna build a spaceship anyway that's cool...

Benny:
Like an underwater spaceship!

Benny:
I think we could use wings, rocket boosters...

Benny:
We're falling apart at the seam!

Benny:
It's the one thing that stayed together.

Benny:
Metal Beard! I thought you said we were a lost cause?

Benny:
Build a spaceship?

Benny:
Don't like that.

Benny:
So not the special spaceship that I'm...I'm building for all of you right now?

Benny:
Ugh, you're really letting the oxygen outta my tank here!

Benny:
Maybe we could find one.

Benny:
But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

Benny:
Cool! A talking computer!

Benny:
Please disable the shield systems.

Benny:
Disable the shield!

Benny:
What? No! I never once said anything...

Benny:
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's going great. It's just going great! IF SOMEBODY WOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!!

Benny:
Where are you getting pants from?! You know what I want!

Benny:
Disable the shield! COME ON! YOU ARE UNDERMINING ME!

Benny:
Emmet, you'll...you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Benny:
Emmet had ideas.

Benny:
I can build a... I can build, build a... I can build a... I can build a spaceship! [short pause, music stops] You're not going to say no?

Benny:
Metalbeard, that was awesome!

Lord Business:
The Kragle, the most powerful super-weapon, is mine!

Lord Business:
Waaah, the Kragle! Waaaah haw haw haw haaaa!!!

Lord Business:
Now my power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!

Lord Business:
A special one? What a bunch of Hippie, Dippy Baloneys!

Lord Business:
Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation, and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions (or you'll be put to sleep) and don't forget about Taco Tuesday coming next week! That's the day everyone gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day everybody!

Lord Business:
Diabolical. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in...twenty three seconds.

Lord Business:
Glad to hear it. Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher.

Lord Business:
Perfect. Wooh! I love everyone on this room.

Lord Business:
Hey, guys. Great job on the radio station.

Lord Business:
Hilarious. That never gets old.

Lord Business:
Wonderful, fantastic. Would you cancel my two o'clock, this next meeting could run a little bit...deadly.

Lord Business:
Don't be so serious! Where's that other guy?

Lord Business:
Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.

Lord Business:
This one... is the Cloak of Ban-Da'Id. I heard it's super painful to take it off. You wanna try it on?

Lord Business:
We've done some great work over the years together, Bad Cop. Capturing all those Master Builders and torturing them and what not.

Lord Business:
Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of.

Lord Business:
That's super frustrating. It makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them this window, and out into the infinite abyss of nothingness!

Lord Business:
I wanna do it so bad.

Lord Business:
And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans.

Lord Business:
People everywhere are always messing with my stuff! But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be...permanently.

Lord Business:
Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics. The Kragle!

Lord Business:
As you can see they're loading the Kragle into a machine upstairs. I call it "The Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or the TAKOS! The S is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. And I'll show you how it works.

Lord Business:
Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you. I'll do it on your parents.

Lord Business:
Okay, Pa, I just want you to act naturally. Like you're...you're going about your day.

Lord Business:
Yeah, keep your hand up like that. Ma, scoot two steps into the right.

Lord Business:
Pa Why do whenever I talk to Ma you start to move?

Lord Business:
Get back to where you were!

Lord Business:
Perfect. That's great! You can't do anything better, there's no reason why you should move.

Lord Business:
Now, Ma, hand on his shoulder. And you... [as Ma Cop goes to place her hand on Pa Cop's shoulder he turns] Pa, you just moved again and just wrecked it!

Lord Business:
You wrecked it! Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?

Lord Business:
All I'm asking for is total perfection!

Lord Business:
Send in a micro-manager!

Lord Business:
Hold still, guys. [the TAKOS device comes over to them] Then I just spray them with the TAKOS!

Lord Business:
Does that upset you, Bad Cop?

Lord Business:
Go ahead, finish the job.

Lord Business:
Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop.

Lord Business:
Robots, bring me the Fleece Crested Septer of Q-Teep, and the Põ-Lish Remover of Na'Il!

Lord Business:
You've already let the Special get away once.

Lord Business:
I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again.

Lord Business:
No... ...More... ...Mr. Nice Guy!!!

Lord Business:
On Taco Tuesday I'm going to Kraglize the entire universe so that everyone will stop messing with my stuff!

Lord Business:
Are you gonna be with me or are you gonna be stuck having a tea party with your Mom and Dad?

Lord Business:
Hello, everybody! Superman. Wonder Woman, I had no idea you'd be here. Mr. Shaquille O'Neal. Greetings, all. Welcome to my Think Tank!

Lord Business:
You're a very perceptive person, Superman. They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe.

Lord Business:
Woh, woh, woh, woh. Where is the Special?

Lord Business:
Wait, are you telling me you don't have him?

Lord Business:
Bad Cop, he could still be alive! The Piece could still be out there!

Lord Business:
Wait, hold up. A double decker couch?

Lord Business:
Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch? Is that what it's like? That's weird. If you're sitting in the top middle, how are you gonna get down without climbing over someone? If you're sitting on the bottom, and you're watching TV, are you gonna have to watch through a bunch of dangling legs? Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom? It is literally the most useless idea I have ever heard.

Lord Business:
I move that we freeze the universe. Could I get a second on that?

Lord Business:
It is indeed super sweet.

Lord Business:
Uh...sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.

Lord Business:
Yeah. I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.

Lord Business:
Vitruvius, I see you've accidentally wondered into my Think Tank. And by the way, I found a few of your friends. By which I mean, all of them!

Lord Business:
Acceptable work, Bad Cop.

Lord Business:
Robots, destroy this old man at once.

Lord Business:
Hey, not so special anymore, huh?

Lord Business:
Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake.

Lord Business:
No! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me.

Lord Business:
Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact Zero!

Lord Business:
Must be weird, one minute you're the most special person in the universe. The next minute, you're nobody!

Lord Business:
Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room... Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!

Lord Business:
Bye-bye, for ever!

Lord Business:
Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! Release the Kragle!

Lord Business:
Set the electric shocker to one hundred Mississippi... Then terminate everyone.

Lord Business:
Emmet, that should give you enough time to witness the first location to be Kragled. Your home town!

Lord Business:
Bad Cop, unfortunately I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.

Lord Business:
It's not personal. It's just good business...Lord Business! Ciao!

Lord Business:
Attention, everyone. This is President Business.

Lord Business:
Hello! Hi! Welcome to Taco Tuesday! Don't worry about this big black violet thing that's blocking out the sun. What you need to worry about is this question that I'm about to ask you. Who wants a taco?!

Lord Business:
Yeah! I know! Taco! Taco! Go crazy! Alright, everyone. Act normal. Perfect. Now, everybody say freeze!

Lord Business:
So I guess running around and screaming is normal.

Lord Business:
Micro-manager, commence micro-management!

Lord Business:
What is going on?!! Just stop building that Stuff! Just stop it!

Lord Business:
This rebellion ends right now!

Lord Business:
Release every Micromanager we have!

Lord Business:
Haw, haw, haw! See your friends??? Ooh, they're finished. My world is almost finished.

Lord Business:
The last thing I need to do is finish you.

Lord Business:
Your secret weapon?

Lord Business:
That sounds dumb.

Lord Business:
What is it? Is it super small? I don't see anything.

Lord Business:
You want me to take your hand off?

Lord Business:
Exactly, with a buncha wierd dorky ones that ruined my perfectly good stuff!

Lord Business:
Emmet. Thank you. I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward. I solemnly promise that i will never-- [flying along with Emmet from the busted aircraft]

Lord Business:
Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle, how did that happen?

Bad/Good Cop:
How did ya find the Piece of Resistance?

Bad/Good Cop:
What's happening? Playing dumb, Master Builder?

Bad/Good Cop:
You're a liar!

Bad/Good Cop:
Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Bad/Good Cop:
I believe you too. You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?

Bad/Good Cop:
Come on, you can't be this stupid.

Bad/Good Cop:
Oh, we asked them alright. Boom!

Bad/Good Cop:
I can't break him, take him to the melting chamber!

Bad/Good Cop:
You'll live. You'll be fine.

Bad/Good Cop:
President Business. I have him right here, sir. Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape. But...we're lying to him.

Bad/Good Cop:
Hi everybody! Hows the melting goi-- Hey, hey, HEY, HEY!!!

Bad/Good Cop:
Red alert! Red alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the Special.

Bad/Good Cop:
All units, cut them off on their own, now!

Bad/Good Cop:
Or, whenever you can.

Bad/Good Cop:
Caught up with them monorail! Release the copper choppers!

Bad/Good Cop:
Don't let 'em get away!

Bad/Good Cop:
Ragh, Darn, darn, darn, DARNY, DARN!!

Bad/Good Cop:
Lord Business, I know the special got away.

Bad/Good Cop:
Freeze, turkeys! All I want is the Piece of Resistance.

Bad/Good Cop:
Hehehey!

Bad/Good Cop:
Oh, did you really?

Bad/Good Cop:
Nope, I don't think you have.

Bad/Good Cop:
I know you do, sir. But please, please don't.

Bad/Good Cop:
Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.

Bad/Good Cop:
Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing here?

Bad/Good Cop:
Of course, sir.

Bad/Good Cop:
No, I don't want to!

Bad/Good Cop:
You have to!

Bad/Good Cop:
I don't want to!

Bad/Good Cop:
Would you please be quiet!

Bad/Good Cop:
I can't!

Bad/Good Cop:
You must.

Bad/Good Cop:
But they...

Bad/Good Cop:
Shut it!

Bad/Good Cop:
It's not nice.

Bad/Good Cop:
It's your job, man!

Bad/Good Cop:
I can't do it They're innocent!

Bad/Good Cop:
Sorry Dad. I have a job to do.

Bad/Good Cop:
Rest in pieces.

Bad/Good Cop:
Micro managers, what's going on down there?

Bad/Good Cop:
Scuba Cops, scour the entire ocean if you have to. We have go to find that piece.

Bad/Good Cop:
Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: the Special is no more.

Bad/Good Cop:
Sir, my scuba team is looking for his remains as we speak.

Bad/Good Cop:
The only remanent of the Special was a double decker couch.

Bad/Good Cop:
Build away... whatever your name is.

Bad/Good Cop:
Hi Mom, Hi Dad.

Bad/Good Cop:
The pleasure's all SPINE!

Bad/Good Cop:
I hope there's a good cop in me somewhere.

Bad/Good Cop:
I'll hold these guys up. You go stop 'em. Yay!

Superman:
Girl, what are you doing right now?

Superman:
Oh, he... Hey, what's up?

Superman:
Yeah, yeah.

Superman:
Um...I have to...I have to go back to Krypton.

Superman:
It's the orb of Titleist!

Superman:
No! We must protect the Piece! Shaq, do you know what time it is?

Superman:
It didn't break!

Superman:
I can't move!

Superman:
No! Don't...

Superman:
I super hate you.

Superman:
All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here.

Superman:
No! No!

Superman:
Can't get much worse than this.

Superman:
Oh, no.

Superman:
Does anyone have some Kryptonite that they could give me?

Superman:
Does anyone have any idea?

Green Lantern:
Hey, Superman!

Green Lantern:
Lantern. Green Lantern.

Green Lantern:
You wanna sit together at the meeting?

Green Lantern:
Did...didn't Krypton blow up?

Green Lantern:
Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there!

Green Lantern:
Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.

Green Lantern:
Uh...hello, neighbor.

Green Lantern:
It's Green Lantern. Oh, my gosh. We're room mates! How crazy is that?

Wonder Woman:
To the Invisible Jet! Dang it!

Wonder Woman:
Oh, no.

Emmet:
Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... Isn't there supposed to also be a- ..Isn't there supposed to be a good cop!?

Bad Cop:
Oh yes. But we're not done yet. [switches head]

Good Cop:
Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighbourhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

Emmet:
Yeah, actually that sounds-

Bad Cop:
WELL TOO BAD! (Whap) Security Cameras picked up this: You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece...

Emmet:
Now that's disgusting!

Bad Cop:
...then why is it permanently stuck to your back?

Emmet:
[sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back and tries to get it off] Oh no! Aaaah! Ah! Ah! Get off me!! It won't come off it's chasin' me!

Emmet:
What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?

Benny:
Build a spaceship?

Vitruvius:
Kill a chicken?

Unikitty:
Marry a marshmallow!

Metalbeard:
Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]

Emmet:
No! It's follow the instructions.

[Everybody groans and complains]

Batman:
Don't like that.

Unikitty:
Sounds weird

Emmet:
No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!

Vitruvius:
Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Emmet:
Really?

Metalbeard:
Aye. That be a fine speech there, laddie.

Emmet:
Okay. ...Somebody get me some markers! ...Some construction paper! ...And some GLITTER GLUE!!!

Vitruvius:
Go ahead Em you got this.

Emmet:
Hello. I'm Emmet. Oh, and this is The Piece of Resistance.

[Everyone cheers]

Emmet:
Thank You. Well, uhh, I know I for one am very excited to work with you guys. To get into the Octan tower find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing. And I know it's going to be really hard but...

Metalbeard:
Really Hard? Wiping your bum with a hook is really hard. This be Impossible. The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Emmet:
Who are you?

Metalbeard:
The name be Metalbeard and I'll tell you me tale of woe. I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hardy master builder crew. Only to find that the Kragle was on the infiniteith floor. Gaurded by a robot army and security measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants and strange dangerous relics that trap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with me head. [boat buzzes off] And organs. [boat buzzes off] and I had to replace every part of my once strapping pirate body for this with this useless hunk of garbage you see before you. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, what idea have ye that'd be better than the idea of 100 of our fallen master builder brothers?

Emmet:
Well, well technically I'm not a master builder yet.

[Everyone yells out in wonder]

Emmet:
Please everyone, everyone please.

Shakespeare:
Rubbish!

Emmet:
Yes, it's true. I may not be a master builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans. Or having ideas in general. In fact I'm not all that smart. And I'm not what you'd call the creative type. Plus, generally unskilled. Also scared and cowardly. I know what your thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And you are right.

Swamp Creature:
This is suppose to make us feel better?

Emmet:
There was about to be a but...

Gandalf:
You're a butt!

'"'Dumbledore:
Yes.

Metalbeard:
You all be on your own. I believe in this lost cause.

Emmet:
Why are you leaving?

Abraham Lincoln:
A house divided against itself... Would be better than this.

Emmet:
Abraham Lincoln? You bring your space chair right back here. C'mon guys? We could still do this. Right?

Batman:
Well, you're right about him being a ding dong.

Batman:
I only work in black. And sometimes, very very dark grey.

Benny:
Spaceship!

[first lines; we see deep within the Lego mountain Vitruvius is guarding something when he senses someone approaching]

Vitruvius:
He's coming... Cover your butt. [two knights are guarding the door]

Knight 1:
Cover the what? [A force blows the door wide open sending the two knights flying, a mass explosion of dust blows out as a massive figure steps through and does an evil laughs]

Lord Business:
[laughing evilly] [removes his mask] Vitruvius!

Vitruvius:
Lord Business.

Lord Business:
You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.

Lord Business:
[after knocking down Vitruvius Lord Business goes over to the Kragle] The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine: [he opens the Kragle] [He opens the case. We see something glowing] [screaming] WOW, THE KRAGLE! [he does an evil laughs] Uaaaaaghhahahahahaaaaa! Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!

Robot:
[monotone] I can feel you. [his robots start carrying the Kragle away]

Lord Business:
WHOOOOOO! Nothing's gonna stop me now!

Vitruvius:
[weakly to down] Wait, there's a prophecy.

Lord Business:
[grumbling] Oh, now there's a prophecy.

Vitruvius:
[he turns to Vitruvius] About the Piece of Resistance.

Lord Business:
Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break! [to Lord Business] [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly] [Gasping]

Vitruvius:
One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes.

Lord Business:
[sarcastically] Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend... that you made up.

[Business kicks Vitruvius off the ledge, screaming with his giant robot leg]

Lord Business:
A special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.

Emmet:
[8 and a half years later; we hear an alarm clock beep. Emmet Brickowski wakes up in his apartment and turns off his alarm. Emmet laughs, he gets out bed, and stretches and walks through to his living room] [Yawns] Ahhhhhh...Good morning, apartment, good morning, doorway, good morning, wall, good morning, ceiling, good morning, floor, ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] [Singing] Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee... Oh, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; Breathe. [deep breathing, inhaling and exhaling deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; Greet today’s smile and say: [He window opens, we see all the Lego citizens opening their window] GOOD MORNING, CITY! [back to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual] Step three; Exercise. Jumping Jacks, him them! [he start jumping on the spot] 1, 2, 3. I am so pumped up! [looking at the manual again] Step four; Shower. [Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of y-[he screams 'AAAHHH!!!' as the soap gets into his eyes, next we see Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth, comb your hair! Hmmmm. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair] Aha! Wear clothes. [we see Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes] Oops, almost forgot that one! [he turns back into his apartment and we see him quickly trying on different outfits] No, no, uh-huh, no! Not that wrong! [he finally wears his construction uniform] And that’s it, check! Step nine; Eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life! [we see him sitting in his living room eating his breakfast alone, he turns to his plant] Hey, Plantie, what do you want to do this morning, watch TV? Me too! [he turns on the TV showing President Business giving a presentation]

Lord Business:
Hi, I’m President Business, president of the octan corporation and the world, let’s all take extra care to follow the instructions [Lord Business whispering into microphone] or you’ll be put to sleep, and don’t forget taco tuesday’s coming next week, that’s the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love, have a great day, everybody!

Emmet:
You have a great day too, President Business. Man, he’s such a cool guy. I always wanna hear mor- Wait, did he say PUT TO SLEEP? [suddenly Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]

TV Presenter:
Tonight on, Where Are My Pants?

Larry:
Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [he steps out showing that he’s not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter]

Emmet:
[Emmet laughs 'TIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!' hard at this and falls of the couch] What was I just thinking? I don’t care.

Radio DJ:
[he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.

Emmet:
Oh, my gosh! I love this Song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] YES! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [we waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street] Always root for the local sports team. [Emmet and the Lego citizens]

LEGO® Citizens:
Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!

Emmet:
Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]

LEGO® Citizens:
So, do you?

Emmet:
Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]

Larry The Barrista:
Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]

Emmet:
[Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]

Construction Worker:
Did you see where are my pants last night? [the everyone laughing replies at the same time]

Emmet:
[chuckles] Classic Episode!

Foreman:
[the Everything is Awesome" music continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!

Construction Worker #1:
Hey, buddy! I need 1x2 keyhole!

Emmet:
No problem, Michael.

Construction Worker #2:
2x2 macaroni over here.

Emmet:
2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.

Construction Worker #3:
Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!

Foreman:
Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!

Emmet:
Roger that, Roger.

Construction Worker #4:
Look alive, coming at you.

Construction Worker #5:
Can I get a couple LURPs over here?

Emmet:
Thanks, Gail.

Construction Worker #6:
Guys, watch me drill this down.

Emmet:
[everyone cheers and Emmet]

Construction Workers:
[they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]

Emmet:
Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 Hours Later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]

Construction Worker #1:
When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]

Emmet:
Chicken wings? I lo...!

Construction Worker #2:
Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Emmet:
Croissant? I love croissant!

Construction Worker #3:
Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!

Emmet:
Giant sausages, no way. [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] Do you know what I love to do? This is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...?

[suddenly Emmet's into a construction post:
WHACK!, Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand]

Emmet:
[shrieks and Wyldstyle] NO, WAIT! GUYS, WAIT UP! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] [Whispering] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave he hears something and stops, Wyldstyle's and debris clanking] I think I heard a whoosh.

[Emmet reads from his manual]

Emmet:
If you see anything weird, report it infinite.

[he grabs his phone]

Emmet:
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

[in that moment the hooded figure removes its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets is frozen on the spot by her beauty, Wyldstyle gasps and the girl gets fed up and makes a run for it]

Emmet:
Where are you going?! Miss, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor...! [Screaming] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Emmet grunts as he starts going after her he trips and falls down a big hole in the ground, Emmet groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, as Emmet falls underground he gets continually knocked about]

Emmet:
Hellooooooooooo? Ow, ow! [he lands on his back in an area where half the walls are painted in rainbow colors] Hey, that's not so bad! Ow! Ooh, aah, aah, ooh!

[Emmet grunts suddenly he starts to fall again and gets knocked about further until he finally falls to the ground and notices a giant block encased]

Emmet:
Ow! Ow! [in crystal which is shining brightly]

Emmet:
I feel like maybe I should touch that.

Voice:
It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block]

Emmet:
Uh... [he becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual]

Voice:
Touch the--

[he slowly extends his hand and touches the block and infinite gets a vision]

[record scratches, which includes Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]

Vitruvius:
A Special one with face of yellow... [Emmet's as he falls. Screaming 'WHOOOOOOAH!'] ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet's as he falls. Screaming 'AAGGGGGGGGGGH!'] ...this Master Builder... [Girl Screaming] ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...

Wyldstyle:
Come on, Emmet, protect the Special!

Vitruvius:
[Emmet then passes out] ...the Special has arisen.

Boy:
It's your turn to be the hero.

Bad Cop:
[as Emmet slowly wakes he hears someone's voice interrogating him] [Bad Cop echoes in distorted voice] Wake up.

Emmet:
[Emmet's falls asleep] [echoes in distorted voice] Ugh.

Bad Cop:
Come on, wake up! Where is the Master Builder, how did you find the Piece of Resistance? Hey, where are the others hiding?

Emmet:
[Emmet's wake up out voice interrogating hears as starts to open his eyes] [in normal voice] Good morning, apartment...?

Bad Cop:
[in normal voice] WAKE UP! [Emmet screams suddenly an angry looking cop shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake] How did you find the Piece of Resistance?

Emmet:
The Piece of what?

Bad Cop:
The Piece of Resistance. [Bad Cop grunts, and screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, suddenly he knocks a chair aside in anger scaring Emmet, we see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to chair]

Emmet:
I don't, where am I, what's happening?

Bad Cop:
What's happening? [we see Bad Cop's being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to chair, hears as starts to light looking suddenly scaring knocks aside] Playing dumb, master builder?

Emmet:
No, I... master builder?

Bad Cop:
Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?

Emmet:
No, I...

Bad Cop:
Or the Special?

Emmet:
No! No, I...

Bad Cop:
You're a liar! [Bad Cop grunting and screams, starts to kick and wrestle a chair]

Emmet:
Look, um... [Bad Cop chuckles] I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... [Emmet gasps] Isn't there supposed to also be a-? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop?! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Bad Cop:
Oh yes. But we're not done yet. [switches head]

Good Cop:
Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

Emmet:
Yeah, actually that sounds-

Bad Cop:
We'll TOO BAAAD!! [whap!] Security cameras picked up this! [grunts] You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece!

Emmet:
That's disgusting!

Bad Cop:
Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?

Emmet:
[peers back, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back, and screams in alarm, but has a panic attack, and tries to get it off] Oh no! Aaaah! Ah! Ah! Get off me!! It won't come off, it's chasin' me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back! [Bad Cop changes his face to Good Cop]

Good Cop:
Of course, buddy. I believe you!

Emmet:
Great! [suddenly Bad Cop appears beside Emmet] [Screams] Aaaahh!

Bad Cop:
I believe you, too! You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?

Emmet:
President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: [flashback books] Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... [flashback ends] ...Wait a minute. [THUD!!]

Bad Cop:
Come on, you can't be this stupid!

Emmet:
Look, this is a misunderstanding, I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missing me right now, they're probably out looking around! Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet? And you know what. Ask all my friends! THEY'LL TELL YOU!

Emmet:
Gail doesn't remember me?

Construction Worker #1:
[on TV] Look at Randy here, he likes sausage. That's something. Gail is perky, that's something. And Harry... [chuckles, starts he the other stops chuckling] ...well....

Foreman:
[on TV] When you say Harry, I go: [Foreman's he starts chuckles, and stops chuckling] When you say the other guy, I go: [he just looks into the camera showing no emotion]

Emmet:
[Emmet looks devastated; to Bad Cop] There you go, I told you I was a nobody.

Bad Cop:
[Sighing] Oh. It's The Perfect Cover.

Emmet:
Cover? Cover for what?!

Bad Cop:
I can't break him, Take Him To The Melting Chamber.

Emmet:
What?! [in the melting chamber Emmet has been strapped to the melting device, Emmet screams] Noooooooo, nooooooooo, noooooooo! You're going to melt me?! AM I GONNA DIE?!

Good Cop:
You'll live! You'll be fine! [Bad Cop/Good Cop's phone rings and Bad Cop answers it]

Bad Cop:
President Business, I have him right here, sir, yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but we're lying to him. [Bad Cop presses the button to activate the melting device and leaves]

Emmet:
Wait! What did he just say?!

Robot:
Hold still!

Emmet:
Wait, there is obviously been a mix-up here! You have got the wrong--

[a red beam of light is shoot at Emmet's back to remove the Piece of Resistance]

Emmet:
[screams] OOOOOW!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah-ah-ah-eh-ow! That is gonna start hurting pretty soon!

[as the Robot starts to increase the heat suddenly the hooded woman, Wyldstyle grumbles. Wyldstyle's that Emmet had noticed in the construction site earlier attacks the robots, robots groan stakes them all down and goes to Free Emmet. Wyldstyle grumbles, Emmet gasps]

Emmet:
No,no,no,nonononono...

[Emmet grunts and falls she frees him from his iron shackles, Wyldstyle grumbles stops. Emmet gasps]

Emmet:
WHOA! Who are you?! [Wyldstyle sighs and hair face, she takes off her hood to reveal her face and Emmet is transfixed again] It's you...?

Wyldstyle:
Come with me, if you, wanna not die. [just as Emmet goes to grab her hand, Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, Good Cop enters the chamber]

Good Cop:
Hi, everybody! How's the Melting goi--? [as he notices Emmet escaping with Wyldstyle Bad Cop appears]

Bad Cop:
Hey, hey, hey, heeeeeey! [he starts shooting at Emmet and Wyldstyle] Red Alert, Red Alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the special!

Emmet:
Hey, um...

Wyldstyle:
Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]

Bad Cop:
All units, cut them off on Elm, now! [suddenly his face changes to Good Cop]

Good Cop:
[Good Cop spins in] [gasping and chuckling] Or, whenever you can?

Robot:
Ten-Four, Bad Cop.

Emmet:
[Many squad cars block the road, as they are being chased and sh*t at] Watch out!

Wyldstyle:
Hold on! [she jumps the bike bunny hopping over one squad car and going up onto the monorail platform and onto the track, and screaming. Wyldstyle manages to avoid hitting the police cars in front of them] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.

Emmet:
Uhu?

Bad Cop:
They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, a police helicopter flies in dropping a robot on a motorcycle, both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, which begins to drive towards Emmet and the girl, firing a laser as he goes, Emmet shields himself from the fire but the girl, pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire, just as they were about to crash, the figure veers off leaving the robots to crash head-on with a train]

Emmet:
Oh, no! [causing a massive explodes, and screaming. He they start shooting at Wyldstyle and Emmet but Wyldstyle shoots back and manages to get their motorcycle onto the street below, they land safely] Will you please tell me what's happening?

Wyldstyle:
I'm rescueing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.

Emmet:
[Whispers] Me?

Emmet:
Ummmmmmm, yes. That's me.

Wyldstyle:
Great, you drive.

Emmet:
WHAT? [suddenly she jumps up to knock down the helicopter above them, Emmet screams] [as Emmet screams is left to drive the motorcycle by himself, he's got no control over it and starts and Emmet screams] [while driving] I want to go Home! [a house lands in the middle of the roadway and Emmet crashes into it] This is not what I meant! [a house crashing in the middle of the roadway, Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, as Wyldstyle is trying to take down one of the robot cops chasing them on a bike she sees Emmet swerving around on the road]

Wyldstyle:
OH, NO! LOOK OUT, SPECIAL! [to the other drivers on the road as Emmet's tries to control the bike]

Emmet:
I'm sorry, never driven a motorcycle, I'm sorry!

[Emmet screams and drivers on the road as Wyldstyle's]

Wyldstyle:
Wow, he's amazing!

[Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Wyldstyle then manages to land onto their bike sitting behind Emmet]

Wyldstyle:
Let's head to the Secret Tunnel! [as they get close to the city walls]

Emmet:
Ughhh! These are the City Limits!

Wyldstyle:
Let's just head for the Tunnel! [as they get nearer to the wall it suddenly opens up to reveal a secret tunnel]

Emmet:
Are you, want me to drive into that, weird swirly hole, what are you, insane?!

Wyldstyle:
DON'T BREAK, GO! DON'T STOP, GO, NOW!

Emmet:
I can't do this! [suddenly Emmet goes to jump out but Wyldstyle grabs him and pulls him back] That's against THE INSTRUCTIONS!

Wyldstyle:
Wait! What's Your Favorite Restaurant?

Emmet:
Any Chain Restaurant!

Wyldstyle:
Favorite TV Show?

Emmet:
[TV show] Where Are My Pants?

Wyldstyle:
Favorite Song?!

Emmet:
[Singing] Everything Is Awesome

Wyldstyle:
Oh, no!

[Emmet and Wyldstyle scream, at that moment they enter the secret tunnel in the wall and it, the secret tunnel stops whirring, the falls and crashing, immediately closes up after them making the police cars crashing and wailing, and finally lands onto the ground into a new enter, them and the helicopter crash into it, fire crackling, the Bad Cop tires screeches and grunts]

Bad Cop:
DARN-DARN-DARN-DARNY-DARN!!!

[The robot screams, Bad Cop grunts, he starts kicking a metal object in anger, one of the cops behind him starts running off, Bad Cop kicks the metal object and it lands on top of the cop that was running off, chair shatters. Bad Cop grumbles 'Grrrrrgggg!']

Emmet:
[Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! [he and Wyldstyle enter into a new Lego world] [Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Emmet screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

[Emmet grunts 'UAAAAH! AAAAH! OOOH! OH! AAAAAH!' as he falls and fianlly lands onto the ground]

Emmet:
[Wyldstyle leaves him] [Screaming]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

[Wyldstyle scoffs and walks up]

Emmet:
[Stops screaming] Wait. Where are we?

[a sign comes up to announced this new Lego world as "The Old West"]

Emmet:
This is so weir...

[suddenly Wyldstyle walks over to him and hits him with a giant cactus]

Emmet:
OOOOOOOWW!!!

Wyldstyle:
YOU'RE NOT THE SPECIAL, YOU LIED TO ME!!!!!!

Emmet:
Well, I mean it depends, it really depends on--

Wyldstyle:
You're not even a master builder, are you?!

Emmet:
[Wyldstyle turns and starts walking off and Emmet follows her] Eeeeeehhh. I mean I know what a master builder is, why don't you tell me what it is? That way I could see if you're right.

Wyldstyle:
You ruined The Prophecy!

Emmet:
I'm sorry, okay? You just... you just made being Special sound so good.

Wyldstyle:
To think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe!

Emmet:
You were? We'll here's the thing. How do we know for sure... That I'm not the Special? We just don't know it yet.

Wyldstyle:
[just then Wyldstyle pulls Emmet behind a gravestone as she hears people in the distance] QUIET!!

Emmet:
Oh, my G-O-S-H!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle throws Emmet a cowboy hat] Just put the hat on! Oh, and this, and this, and this, and this! [Emmet screams from inside the cowboys wagon she throws him a poncho, gun and a horse] And by the way, I have a boyfriend. [she turns and we see she's wearing an old fashioned western dress]

Emmet:
Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you bring that up.

Wyldstyle:
It's super serious and you do not wanna mess with him.

Emmet:
Okay.

Wyldstyle:
[chuckling] So, don't get any ideas. [she jumps onto one of the cowboy's horse]

Emmet:
[chuckles] I never have any ideas. [Emmet sits his horse up and it suddenly runs off] [Emmet gasps] WAIT!

Emmet:
The Kragle, I know that? I mean, that cop, well he said something about the Kragle, President Business was gonna use the Kragle to end the world in 3-Days. Yes, I can't make any sense of it. [suddenly Wyldstyle realizes something]

Wyldstyle:
[Gasps] Taco Tuesday? I knew that was suspicious, there's no time to lose, we must find vitruvius and get to the office tower before it's too late! [she starts rushing off]

Emmet:
Okay. [Chuckles] How scary can someone's office be?

Robot #1:
[The thunder crashes, and wolf howls, at President Business' Office which is located at the very top of Octan office tower, Emmet's face is plastered on all the monitors as the robots try to find him] President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database!

Lord Business:
Diabolical, okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in... 23-Seconds.

Robot #1:
Will do, sir!

Lord Business:
CIAO!

Robot #2:
Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.

Lord Business:
Glad to hear it, let's rebuild that roof to be even higher.

Robot #3:
Roof building, we're on it!

Robot #4:
Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?

Lord Business:
Perfect. WHOO, I love everyone on this room!

Robots:
We love you, sir! [going through to the radio station where the song "Everything is Awesome" is being played]

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is awesome

Lord Business:
Hey, guys, great job, on the Radio-Station!

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is cool when you're part of a team

Robot DJ's:
Thank you, sir!

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is awesome when you're living our dream!

Robot DJ's:
We love listening to this song over and over again!

Lord Business:
Keep it up, guys!

Music on Radio:
[Singing ends, in the TV station we see the actors for the show "Where Are My Pants?"]

Larry:
Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [the audience laughs as try their fuse and room]

Lord Business:
And CUT! [Lord Business laughs and going over to the actors] Hilarious, that never gets old.

Larry:
Well, it does not.

[Business changes into his Lord Business outfit with his giant iron legs]

Octan Computer:
Activate helmet, light sequence, flame test, engage dramatic entrance.

[suddenly door opens. The Both Guards Screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Lord Business enters his office in a cloud of smoke]

Lord Business:
Bad Cop.

Bad Cop:
[backing away from Lord Business as approaches him] Lord Business, I know the Special got away. B...

Lord Business:
Don't be so serious. Where's the other guy? [Bad Cop face turns to Good Cop chuckles 'Hehehehehey!'] Hey, buddy. I missed you.

Good Cop:
[sighs] Did you really?

Lord Business:
Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Good Cop:
Nope, I don't think you have.

Lord Business:
Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. [he shows Good Cop a giant band-aid] This one is the cloak of band-aid, I hear it's super painful to take off! Do you want to try it on? [Good Cop groans, suddenly Bad Cop appears]

Bad Cop:
Nope, butt. Thank you.

Lord Business:
Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business chuckles and he comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just: THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!!!!! [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad! [chuckles and Bad Cop]

Bad Cop:
[chuckles] I know you do, sir! But, please! Please, don't! [he throws Bad Cop aside]

Lord Business:
And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE!!! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] Well, as you can see they're loading the Kragle into a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.

Lord Business:
Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]

Bad Cop:
Sir?

Lord Business:
I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]

Ma Cop:
[starts to weep] Oh, son!

Lord Business:
On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!

Pa Cop:
Son?

Bad Cop:
[The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]

Wyldstyle:
[to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [Growls] [Growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.

Vitruvius:
Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?

Wyldstyle:
It's me.

Vitruvius:
I am a blind man, and cannot see.

Wyldstyle:
It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]

Vitruvius:
Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]

Wyldstyle:
That would be great, but emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves he chuckles]

Vitruvius:
[Gasping] Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that, you're the special, the most talented--

Wyldstyle:
I'm not sure he's the Special, actually--[Emmet's started chuckles]--because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple!

Emmet:
[Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] Uh, what are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius's off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]

Vitruvius:
[POP] We Are Entering Your Mind...

Emmet:
WHAT?!?!?!

Vitruvius:
...to prove that you have to unlock the potential to be a Master Builder, ujjayi breath! [Vitruvius chants in magical language] Shut your face, a found The Dog! [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space] [CRACK!!!]

Emmet:
[echoing] Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.

Wyldstyle:
[echoing] Hmmmmm.

Vitruvius:
[echoing] I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.

Wyldstyle:
I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.

Emmet:
[chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the double decker couch: So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [there’s a moment’s silence]

Wyldstyle:
That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Vitruvius:
Please, Wyldstyle. Lemme handle this, that idea is just the worst. [to Emmet]

Vitruvius:
[back in Vitruvius's room] These mechanical birds will get our message out, they will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]

Emmet:
Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?

Vitruvius:
Don't worry, Emmet. You're training begins now. [suddenly they hear a knock on the door]

Sheriff:
PIANO MAN, OPEN UP!

Vitruvius:
Your training begins later! [as Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle try to make their escape the Sheriff's men throw a dynamite at the door]

Sheriff:
On 3, 1...! [KA-BOOM!!!] [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open, they enter the room and we see Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof, as they escape through the roof hatch]

Wyldstyle:
[exhales deeply] Phwoo, I think we're in the clear.

Bad Cop:
[honk] Freeze, turkeys! [Emmet laughs, and he both start gasp]

[they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon]

Bad Cop:
All I want is the Piece of Resistance!

Wyldstyle:
WE WOULD RATHER HE DIED THAN GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!

Emmet:
I would not rather he died!

Bad Cop:
Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way or we can d-

Wyldstyle:
GO, RUN!

Bad Cop:
They took the hard way! Fire, fire!

Wyldstyle:
[his army of robots start firing at the trio as they continue to run and jump off the roof tops] Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?!

Vitruvius:
Head for the big bright thing in the sky!

Emmet:
Do you mean The Sun?!

Vitruvius:
Yeah, yeah, that's it!

Wyldstyle:
Let's get outta here! Here, use this!

Emmet:
[Wyldstyle quickly builds a vehicle] WHAT?... No, wait! Hey, what are you doing?...

Wyldstyle:
LET'S GO!

Emmet:
[Screams] Aaah!!

[they fly off on Wyldstyle's vehicle as the robots continue to shoot at them]

Emmet:
I don't know what I'm doing. [Screams] Aaaaah!

Bad Cop:
[Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Goodbye, BOOM!

[the trio's vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank, the everyone screams. Wyldstyle screams as the trio fall to the ground, Cowboy Pig Farmer gasps, Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pig pen. Emmet screams continue]

Emmet:
I'VE GOT PIGS! I HATE PIGS!

Wyldstyle:
Guys, quite playing around in the mud! I could use your help!

Emmet:
[Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them] WYLDSTYLE, WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP!

[The falls his pulls behind a in the she hears, Emmet screams in slow motion, as they nearly run into a robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which uses the pigs to get them away in time. The pigs grunt. 'Wyldstyle:
Whoa!']

Wyldstyle:
VITRUVIUS, THEY'RE GAINING ON US! Build something!

Vitruvius:
Let Emmet try!

Emmet:
No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!

Vitruvius:
That's okay, we'll start with how to become a Master Builder. Step 1; trust your instincts. [Emmet picks up a Lego piece not sure what to do]

Emmet:
Okay, okay. Eeeeehhh.

Wyldstyle:
BUILDING SOMETHING, BUILDING SOMETHING!

Emmet:
[chuckles] Take that! [he throws the Lego piece at the robots which is immediately run over by the army of robots chasing after them]

Vitruvius:
Unless your instincts are terrible.

[just then the sheriff starts shooting at them and suddenly a wheel comes off their vehicle as they're heading towards the edge of a cliff]

Vitruvius:
No, the wheel!

[their vehicle goes out of control as they head towards the edge of a cliff]

Wyldstyle:
I CAN'T CONTROL IT MUCH LONGER! [Emmet screams]

Vitruvius:
[He and stops Emmet screams] Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around, something that spins around, spins around, spins around [Vitruvius echoing and suddenly Emmet gets an idea, he pops off his hair and attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]

Wyldstyle:
Emmet, where are you going?! [Emmet positions where the wheel would go which should help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! Hang tight!

Sheriff:
DAGNABIT! [horses scream echoing and just as they reach the edge of the cliff Wyldstyle manages to turn and avoid going down, but the robots go over the edge and explode as they hit the ground]

Vitruvius:
Well, done, Emmet!

Emmet:
Hey, I did it!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle laughing] Wow, you actually did it. [chuckles, suddenly they hear they a train coming as an engine blows its whistle, hauling its coal tender, and lots of heavy freight cars] Train! [their vehicle crashes into the train cars]

[making the trio jump up into the air]

Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius:
[Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[which makes Emmet get his hair attached back and then they all land on top of the freight cars of the train]

Wyldstyle:
[Gasps] Oh, no!

Bad Cop:
Get off my TRAIN!

Wyldstyle:
RUN! [Emmet screams and the trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them, as Bad Cop aims to shoot at them Emmet jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her]

Emmet:
Wyldstyle! [Bad Cop whining as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Emmet gets hit and starts to cry] Owie!

Wyldstyle:
He's gonna ram us! [Emmet's gets starts to gasping] Quick, quick, quick! That piece, give me that piece!

Bad Cop:
Huh?!

Wyldstyle:
Build a ramp!

[Wyldstyle gasps as Bad Cop heads toward them with his car he crashes into the ramp and falls off the train but manages to avoid crashing to the ground as his vehicle transforms into a flying vehicle and he heads back up]

Wyldstyle:
WHAT THE HECK?!

Bad Cop:
Rest in pieces!

[Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode]

Emmet:
Eeeeeehhhhh.

Wyldstyle:
Oh, no!

Emmet:
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, nononononononono...

[the train derails and starts falling down as the engine. The at all scream, it's coal tender, and several freight cars plummet into the river, changes into a hold hands Emmet and Wyldstyle, as they plummet toward a chase with crocodiles below everything becomes slow motion and Wyldstyle looks at Emmet]

Wyldstyle:
Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Emmet:
Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [Wyldstyle chuckles, as they go to hold hands they are suddenly saved by a superhero flying in with his aircraft]

Bad Cop:
What the...?

[after Batman flies in and saves them]

Batman:
Relax, everybody, I'm here.

Emmet:
Batman!

Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] What's up, babe?

Wyldstyle:
Babe!

Emmet:
WHAT?

Wyldstyle:
Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet. Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.

Batman:
I'm batman.

Emmet:
That's your boyfriend? [Emmet screams 'AAAAHHHH!!!' Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

Wyldstyle:
It's actually a funny story. [she turns to see Batman has disappeared]

Bad Cop:
There he is!

Batman:
"Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]

Bad Cop:
Batman, the pleasure is all "spine"! [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]

Batman:
Guess what, you big hunk of junk? Your Car Is A Heap of Scrap Metal! [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a heap of scrap metal and it start plummeting to the ground]

Bad Cop:
[Screams] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [as they watch Batman plummet with Bad Cop on his vehicle]

Emmet:
Oh, no! Your Boyfriend's Gone!

Batman:
Hey, Babe. [they turn to see Batman sat back in the drivers seat]

Emmet:
WHAT?

Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] Let's hold hands! [Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emmet watches them hold onto each other, Wyldstyle inhales]

Emmet:
So Eeehhh. Hey-Guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.

Batman:
Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. [as they shatters through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves it's batman mark in the middle of the sun]

Vitruvius:
A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leaches, illiteracy, and um...

Emmet:
[Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...] DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]

Vitruvius:
Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...

Batman:
Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]

Emmet:
Can you turn that down a little bit?!

Batman:
This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Emmet:
Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]

Vitruvius:
So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.

Emmet:
[Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?

Statue of Liberty:
Oh, Superman.

Superman:
Girl, what are you doing right now?

Green Lantern:
[from behind Superman] Hey, Superman!

Superman:
Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?

Green Lantern:
Lantern. Green Lantern.

Superman:
Yeah, yeah.

Green Lantern:
Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?

Superman:
Uh, I've to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]

Green Lantern:
[the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?

Vitruvius:
My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.

[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone, Emmet clears throat, referring to the block stuck to his back]

Emmet:
Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the block stuck to his back] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

[the Master Builders cheer express their excitement. Unikitty giggles, Wyldstyle gasps]

Emmet:
Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly he's interrupted by a large Master Builder known as Metalbeard crashes]

Metalbeard:
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping your bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible, the last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of!

Emmet:
Who are you?

Metalbeard:
The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!

Vitruvius:
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

Metalbeard:
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] ...and organs! [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Emmet:
Okay.

Metalbeard:
I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.

[to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Emmet:
Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder y-

Metalbeard:
WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Emmet:
Please, everyone, everyone! please.

William Shakespeare:
[throws a pizza] Rubbish!

Emmet:
[addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature:
This is supposed to make us feel better?

Emmet:
What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

Gandalf:
You're a butt!

Dumbledore:
Yes.

[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

Metalbeard:
You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Emmet:
Why are you leaving?!

Abraham Lincoln:
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]

Emmet:
Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder 1:
You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty witness everything]

Batman:
[Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder 2:
You're a huge disappointment!

[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Master Builder 3:
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

Emmet:
Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Emmet:
I was wrong.

Superman:
IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Bad Cop:
Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gun! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]

Superman:
[screams] I CAN'T MOVE!

Green Lantern:
Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!

Superman:
I super hate you.

Bad Cop:
There we are! Why are you gets on my train the piece of resistance.

Wyldstyle:
Oh, no!

Emmet:
Oops!

Vitruvius:
Holy smokes, you must Lord Business so spirit is no way out and you must--.

Bad Cop:
Get off my train.

Emmet:
No, you get off my train.

Bad Cop:
Huh?! Why you little the Piece of Resistance.

Vitruvius:
Hurry up! Go, Emmet! Build the ramp!

Bad Cop:
Nobody gets on my train the piece of resistance.

Wyldstyle:
What the heck?!

Bad Cop:
Rest in pieces.

Emmet:
Hey, um...

Wyldstyle:
Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]

Bad Cop:
All units, cut them off on Elm, now! [suddenly his face changes to Good Cop]

Good Cop:
[Good Cop spins in] [gasping and chuckling] Or, whenever you can?

Robot:
Ten-Four, Bad Cop.

Emmet:
[Many squad cars block the road, as they are being chased and shut at] Watch out!

Wyldstyle:
Hold on! [she jumps the bike bunny hopping over one squad car and going up onto the monorail platform and onto the track, and screaming. Wyldstyle manages to avoid hitting the police cars in front of them] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.

Emmet:
Huh?

Bad Cop:
They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, a police helicopter flies in dropping a robot on a motorcycle, both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, which begins to drive towards Emmet and the girl, firing a laser as he goes, Emmet shields himself from the fire but the girl, pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire, just as they were about to crash, the figure veers off leaving the robots to crash head-on with a train]

Emmet:
Oh, no! [causing a massive explodes, and screaming. He they start shooting at Wyldstyle and Emmet but Wyldstyle shoots back and manages to get their motorcycle onto the street below, they land safely] Will you please tell me what's happening?

Wyldstyle:
I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.

Emmet:
[Whispers] Me?

Bad Cop:
Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darny-DARN!!!!!

Vitruvius:
Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word "experienced"! [Vitruvius attacks the robots, Master Builders cheers] Ha-ha! You see, Emmet, a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imaginat-- [suddenly Lord Business hits Vitruvius with a three nickels, then Batman, Wyldstyle & Emmet gasps]

Emmet:
Vitruvius! NO!!

Emmet:
Step one: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the...

Emmet:
[as the robots have got hold of Emmet] OW, YOU'RE PULLING MY TORSO OFF!!

Wyldstyle:
Babe, help me get him out of here!

Batman:
I said every man for himself.

Wyldstyle:
Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Batman:
Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly he goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!

Wyldstyle:
I need you to have a better attitude about it!

Batman:
I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]

Bad Cop:
[Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him corner! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?

Unikitty:
Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!

Wyldstyle:
Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!

Emmet:
Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]

Benny:
Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!

Wyldstyle:
No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.

Benny:
That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [Groaning] [looking visibly disappointed he kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]

Bad Cop:
[the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them] Stop him, stop him! [suddenly the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]

[Wyldstyle screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Wyldstyle:
Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under!

[A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. A chair splashes]

Bad Cop:
[grunts]

[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]

Wonder Woman:
Oh, no.

Batman:
[he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointing on so many levels.

Vitruvius:
Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...

Computer:
[a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!

Unikitty:
The walls are crying!

Benny:
[as she tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]

Batman:
This is not how Batman dies!

[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]

Wyldstyle:
Emmet! Hold on, hold on!

Emmet:
Wyldstyle!

[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]

Wyldstyle:
Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!

[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface]

[where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]

Bad Cop:
Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?

Micro-Manager:
Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.

Bad Cop:
Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]

Bank Robber:
That's it, you're Bad Cop's face off right now! I'll never tell you again!

Batman:
[Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder 2:
You're a huge disappointment!

Emmet:
Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Master Builder 4:
Special? Not!

[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog]:

Emmet:
I was wrong.

[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]

Superman:
It's the orb of Tee-te-list.

Vitruvius:
[a red laser is shoots at the Vitruvius eyes to blind and grunts] Unh! My eyes! Ow!

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