Piranha 3DD

[from trailer]

Deputy Fallon:
Bring me my legs.

Deputy Fallon:
I'm not afraid of some punk ass water... I'm not afraid of some punk ass water...

Chet:
Double D's get in for free!

Deputy Fallon:
I hate the water.

Andrew:
I hate the fish!

David Hasselhoff:
Welcome to rock bottom.

Shelby:
Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

Ashley:
[referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.

Mr. Goodman:
[checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!

Maddy:
Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.

Chet:
Water-certified strippers.

Barry:
[about Kyle] I don't see what he has that I don't have.

Travis:
Six inches and a badge.

Maddy:
What?

Chet:
Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.

Barry:
I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.

Maddy:
Barry, are you crazy? You almost lost a hand!

Barry:
I had a pet frog once.

Deputy Fallon:
Titanium, motherf***ers. Eat this.

[starts shooting at the piranhas]

David Hasselhoff:
Holy f***! I'm getting old.

Andrew:
How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?

Deputy Fallon:
With the money I saved on socks.

[Last line]

David Hasselhoff:
Little ginger moron.

Josh:
What the f*** is on my dick?

Big Dave:
Nobody munches on Big Dave's ass, b*tch! ?Adios, pescados!