Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow

Will Turner:
Are we at war with the Spanish?

Jack Sparrow:
[a cannon is fired, barely missing the ship] Evidently.

Madame Tang:
[after stealing his treasure] Good-bye, Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow:
That's not nice, she didn't call me 'Captain'.

Will Turner:
[a pig walks by, Will is looking the other way] Duck!

Jack Sparrow:
Don't be ridiculous, that's not a duck, it's a...

Will Turner:
[a cannon is fired at them] DUCK!

Jack Sparrow:
We are notorious pirates and regretably we must steal one of your fireworks.

Jack Sparrow:
[a man turns into a guard]... or we can pay.

Don Carrera De La Vega:
I am Don Carrera De La Vega. Why do you fly British colours?

Jack Sparrow:
This is a stolen flag. Filled with remorse, we are on our way to deliver it back.

Will Turner:
[after Madame Tang has just stolen the Dragon's Eye and taken off] Shall we give chase?

Jack Sparrow:
After you.

Don Carrera De La Vega:
Excuse me, kind sirs, I require a moment.

[runs off to the toilet]

Spanish Soldier:
[to the other soldier] Montezuma's Revenge.

[ready to sword fight Jack and Will]

Don Carrera De La Vega:
Make your peace with God, gentlemen. You now face Don Carrerra de la Vega. The master of the Thousand-Strike Spin!

Madame Tang:
[after entering her temple] Follow me, if you must... Jack Sparrow. But you will NEVER leave this place alive!

Elizabeth Swann:
[after Jack finds the treasure chest on Rum Island] Well, we're no less marooned on this island than before, Jack.

Jack Sparrow:
Ah! But now we're marooned AND rich! [He opens the chest, and it blows him and Elizabeth backwards, while the chest sinks into the sand. Sand Creatures then pop up out of the sand] Just once, I'd like to find a treasure chest that's not had a curse laid upon it! JUST ONCE!

Jack Sparrow:
I've had a bad experience with mutinies.

Stubb:
Took you long enough you dithering imbecile! We've been waiting in that swamp for so long, I'll be pulling leeches of me nether parts for ages!

Jack Sparrow:
Ah Stubb, your verbiage always conjurs up such a lovely visage.

Stubb:
Yes, this will fetch me a good price.

Jack Sparrow:
Are we having pronoun issues?

Will Turner:
Where did you get your information?

Jack Sparrow:
From a man who heard it from a man who got it from a man who swears on pain of death that it's genuine. I'd stake my reputation on it.

Will Turner:
Jack, your name is synonymous with weasel.

Jack Sparrow:
Then how did I convince you to come along?

Will Turner:
That is a mystery for the ages.

Will Turner:
We can do this! We can escape!

Jack Sparrow:
Possible, though not probable. There's still a large army below with His Royal Incontinence!

Jack Sparrow:
You look terrible, boy. You must take pride in your appearance.

Madame Tang:
Follow me if you must, Jack Sparrow, but you will never leave this place alive!

Jack Sparrow:
What say I merely trail you a discreet distance, then?

El Grande:
My master has been looking all over for you Jack Sparrow!

Jack Sparrow:
Wild guess, I take you to be El Grande, Marty the Dwarf's brother.

El Grande:
How do you know who I am?

Will Turner:
Family resemblance.