Playmates

Mrs. Penelope Pennypacker:
[to John Barrymore] Do sit down.

Grandma Kyser:
My, my! Have an accident?

John Barrymore:
No, thanks. I just had one. [hollers as he sits down]

Mrs. Penelope Pennypacker:
Oh, he must have sprained his back! I hope I have some liniments in the house!

Grandma Kyser:
Have you ever tried rubbing alcohol?

John Barrymore:
Not since prohibition.

Ish Kabibble:
This suntan lotion is no good. I drank half the bottle and I'm still just as pale as ever.

Mr. Nelson Pennypacker:
I agree with you. Barrymore's a great actor.

Lulu Monahan:
Oh, you can say that again. And when he's on the air for you, he'll sell more of your Vitamin L tablets...

Mr. Nelson Pennypacker:
Not Vitamin L, Vitamin A!

Lulu Monahan:
Well, they taste like L to me. Ha ha ha! Some joke, huh?