Pusher II

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Not much you've pumped while in prison, I see...

Tonny:
Shut the f*** up.

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Nice bag you got there, by the way.

Tonny:
Go f*** yourself.

Kusse-Kurt:
Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little c*nt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like sh*t, dude.

Tonny:
F*** dude. What the f*** did you do, then?

Kusse-Kurt:
Nothing. It didn't mean sh*t, it was baby teeth.

Tonny:
[realizing it's a joke] You're f***ing sick, dude.

Tonny:
I was just trying to...

Smeden:
[interrupts him] Trying? What's it like being such a d*ckhead, huh?

Smeden:
Be a good example to your kid.

Tonny:
[ironically] Like you?

Smeden:
Yeah, like me.

Indsat #2:
[Tonny goes up to a bunch of immigrants, hits one of them and runs] What the f*** are you doing? Get that guy!

Indsat #1:
Get him!

Indsat #2:
F***ing f*ggot! [Tonny jumps up in a window, but the immigrants pull him back down]

Indsat #1:
Take that f***er down! [the immigrants beat up Tonny]

Kusse-Kurt:
[after flushing some cocain down the toilet] Can I get my money back?

Milo:
What?

Kusse-Kurt:
Can I get my money back?

Milo:
Why?

Kusse-Kurt:
It was an accident. Give me back my money!

Milo:
Kurt... It was your accident, not mine.

Tonny:
[trying to buy a gun] Can't I pawn something?

Lille Muhammed:
You got anything of value?

Tonny:
My shoes?

Lille Muhammed:
[in disbelief] Your shoes? Get the f*** out of here! What the f*** do you think this is? F***ing jerk.

Tonny:
Can I smash your TV?

Kusse-Kurt:
Sure. We'll smash everything.

Den gamle:
If you f*** with me, I'll f*** with you!

Tonny:
[after shooting Kurt] I'll take the car.

Kusse-Kurt:
You're not taking the f***ing car! You f***ing idiot!

Smeden:
[Tonny has just stolen a Ferrari] You f***ing idiot!

Tonny:
Relax!

Smeden:
You don't steal a f***ing Ferrari, unless someone's ordered it!

Smeden:
Let me see your arm.

Tonny:
What?

Smeden:
I said, let me see your arm.

Tonny:
Why?

Smeden:
I need to see if you got any... measles.

Luder #1:
[Tonny can't get an erection] You okay?

Tonny:
Yeah! Come one! Come on! Come on! Almost got this sucker!

Tonny:
I'M THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD!