Puss 'n Boots

[getting caught sexually abusing Private April in the shower]

Private Nora:
[pretending she's the victim] You f***ing dyke! You can't even take a shower without... without being molested. Get the f*** away from me, you're making me sick!

Female announcer:
The drug abuse clinic is now looking for addicts.

Female announcer:
Private Saunder, your mother is here to see you and she is not in a good mood.

Female announcer:
War games have been postponed for today. [Gun shot sound] Scratch that.