Omkara

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi:
Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya. Dhage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay, chutiya. Aur jo dhaaga kheeche lo, to kaund haiga bewakoof aur kaund hai chutiya, carod rupiye ka prasan hai bhaiya.

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi:
Zara dekhein to sahi dulhe raja ke hain. E-Khain!

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi:
Tu to bewakoof hai ga? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai.

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi:
Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod.

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi:
Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay.

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla:
Jo agwai ka kaam kare woh hijra bhaisaab. Agar inki betti (beti) humein juttha bol dey to jindagi bhar jaaban say inki jutiyaan chamkayega Omkara

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla:
Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeed (vakeel) saab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi jaan sake, kathor.

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla:
Sarat ghoron pe lagaate hain, kathor! Seron pe nahi

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla:
Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla:
Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan

Keshav 'Kesu Firangi' Upadhyay:
Kitnay phone todayga Kaptan?

Bhaisaab:
Jab ghodi ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhendki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya

Indu:
Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein

Vakeel saab:
Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi

Kaptaan:
Ra pakdiye re, ud gaya sasura.....Ra Khichhloo!! Maari kismat me bhi haram ki kamayi likhi hai haram ki, koni bhai, kyu.

Hey, catch it...bloody has got wings....Hey Khichhloo!! There's only black money in my fate, only black money, isn't it?

Kaptaan:
Re Omi Roti Na Kha ke jaga(Jayega), Teri bhabi ne saag bana ke bheja teri Khaatir

Kaptaan:
Bhai saab kal kaun si meeting mein ja rahe thhe aap bhala... Haan Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising

Bhaisaab which meeting were you attending yesterday?... Oh yaa you were raising the funds in slut's place

Where were you last night Mister? ... Yeah right, raising (political) funds inside a petticoat

Kaptaan:
Ek tu hi hay bahubali. Terey to, peshaab say bhi chiraag jale hain pooray pardes main

You are the true strongman. Heck, your urine lights the lamps around here!"

Langda:
Tu to bewakuf hai, Chutiya to shadi ke baad banega..

Rajju:
Aji Haan.. (O ya)

Langda:
Aur teri shadi to honi ni..

Rajju:
Aji Haan, Chal Jhutha.. (O ya, u liar)

Langda:
Main jhutha to kutthe ka jaana, Sacha to maa ka khasam bhench@@..

Rajju:
Charan kahan hai aapke, Langda bhaiya

Langda:
Jutiyaan banvaane bhejen hain, chutiye

Rajju:
Arey naye baahubali to bade jaalim hain bhaiya

Kesu:
Ye sasoore shaadi ke card kaun baatega?

Langda:
Arey ye baatega. kyon Rajju?

Kesu:
ye?

Langda:
Vaise bhi Dolly ki shaadi ka caarad (card) baantne kaa badaa anubhav bhi hai ise

(Extended Tagline) Once upon a time in the East . . .