Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation

Tina:
Oh, I've seen you in the newspaper. You're the dean with the low I.Q.!

Bobo:
The nerds gave me pimples!

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
You don't eat meat! You don't do drugs! What's wrong with kids today?

Malcolm Pennington III:
We've had the benefit of learning from your generation's mistakes. We believe in "Just Say No." So, with all due respect, we won't turn out like you.

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
[brief pause] Oh, well that makes sense.

Harold Skolnick:
Are you Japanese?

Steve Toyota:
[Using "Elvis Presley" style of speach throughout movie] Heck, naw, boy. I'm Korean.

Harold Skolnick:
Why do you talk like that?

Steve Toyota:
South Korean.

Disc Jockey:
There's no greater friend to the nerd than the American DJ. If we weren't all nerds ourselves, we'd all be on television.

Dean Stanley Gable:
Do you have the proper windshield wipers?

Harold Skolnick:
Certainly. What would you like to see them do?

[seeing Lewis get chummy with Stan Gable]

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
You've become the worst kind of nerd. A self-hating one. I remember when you were the George Washington of nerds. Now, you're more like the Benedict Arnold!

[after Lewis refuses to help the Tri-Lambs]

Harold Skolnick:
I used to have an uncle. His name wasn't Lew, it was *Lewis*! And I was proud to have his Scolnick blood coursing through my veins!

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
I'm your attorney.

Harold Skolnick:
Oh, Mr. Dawson!

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
No, no, no, call me Booger.

Harold Skolnick:
Certainly, Mr. Booger.

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
No, no, not Mr. Boo... Well, no, wait a minute... I kind of like that. Mr. Booger. It's kind of distinguished.

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson, Esq.:
What are you guys eating? Cows eat that crap.

Steve Toyota:
I like this guy already.