Sex and the City 2

Charlotte York:
How are you gonna swallow all those? [referring to Samantha's handful of pills]

Samantha Jones:
Have we met?

Samantha Jones:
I'm having a hot flash.

Carrie Bradshaw:
You're fine.

Samantha Jones:
Seriously. They're starting.

Carrie Bradshaw:
You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.

Miranda Hobbes:
Charlotte has a sand-wedge [after Charlotte falls from the camel]

Miranda Hobbes:
Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.

Carrie Bradshaw:
Me and you, just us two.

Samantha Jones:
Lawrence of my labia!

Samantha Jones:
One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.

Carrie Bradshaw:
I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.

Lily York Goldenblatt:
Like Jasmine and Aladdin.

Carrie Bradshaw:
Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.

Charlotte York:
It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?

Samantha Jones:
[modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?

[Everyone stare at her]

Samantha Jones:
You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!

Miranda Hobbes:
Let me just check my work schedule.

[Looks at her cellphone really quick]

Miranda Hobbes:
Yeah! All clear!

Carrie Bradshaw:
Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!

Samantha Jones:
[all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?

Charlotte York:
Oh, I... I don't know.

Samantha Jones:
[demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!

Miranda Hobbes:
Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.

Charlotte York:
Ah... okay.

Samantha Jones:
[obliviously] Thank you!

Carrie Bradshaw:
You have to take the tradition, and decorate it your way.

Mr. Big:
[At Carrie's bewildered response to his putting a television in their bedroom] Don't you remember how great it was watching 'It Happened One Night' at the hotel?

Carrie Bradshaw:
Yes, that's because it's only happened one night, at a hotel.

Samantha Jones:
[hearing that Charlotte wants to buy her children gifts, which might make them miss their flight] Buy them some *crap* at the airport!

Samantha Jones:
There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that.

Carrie Bradshaw:
Yeah, the Jude Law.

Samantha Jones:
Now why would Liza agree to this?

Miranda Hobbes:
It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests.

[Carrie and Big are being kept awake by Charlotte's baby crying and Samantha's loud sex]

Mr. Big:
I don't know which is worse.

Carrie Bradshaw:
Samantha. The baby will get tired eventually.

Samantha Jones:
[after singing "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar"] I am a woman! I'm at that table!

Samantha Jones:
[after her condoms fall out of her purse in the market in front of a bunch of angry men] Yes! Condoms! I have SEX!

Carrie Bradshaw:
I guess I really missed who I used to be and Aiden was such a big part of that. And yes I wanted the flirting and yes I wanted the attention, but I didn't want the kiss. The minute I kissed Aiden, I remembered who I used to be. Someone just running around New York like a crazy person, trying to get the one man I love to love me back. And now he does love me, and he wants to sit on a couch in New York City with me. And I really hope my past hasn't screwed up my future. And what's so bad about a couch anyway?

Anthony Marantino:
He gets the wedding, and I get to cheat.

Charlotte York:
What? You get to cheat just because you're gay?

Anthony Marantino:
No, because I'm Italian!

Carrie Bradshaw:
So does he really get to cheat?

Stanford Blatch:
Yes, but only in the 45 states where our marriage isn't legal.