Showdown: Legends of Wrestling

Noah Schiavone:
[discussing the Ultimate Warrior] Do you think he brought the weasel suit with him, Heenan?

Bobby Heenan:
Try shutting up, Tony.

Noah Schiavone:
Four hundred pounds of bad attitude.

Bobby Heenan:
That's ethier a perfect description of King Kong Bundy or your mother-in-law.

Noah Schiavone:
Sabu is one of the craziest wrestlers I've ever seen. I even get worried about him from calling the action all the way back here.

Larry Whistler:
Schiavone, look at the man. Head to toe, he is covered with a massive scar tissue.

Noah Schiavone:
Seems that the more violent the match gets, the more he likes it.

Larry Whistler:
He lives for it. Normal is not his middle name.

Bobby Heenan:
I heard that Duggan took an IQ test once and he got a golf score.

Noah Schiavone:
Oh, give me a break.

Bobby Heenan:
The funny part is that Duggan thought he won because he had the lowest score.

Noah Schiavone:
I've had more than one tie chewed up by Abdullah during interviews.

Bobby Heenan:
Guys that ugly get what they deserve.

Noah Schiavone:
What do you think of when you hear the name Andy Kaufman, Brain?

Bobby Heenan:
Where's the bathroom?