Simple Plan: A Big Package for You

Sebastien Lefebvre:
When there's no top on the bus... It's Windy!

David Desrosiers:
We're late... Because of me... Because, uh, I was in my bed, sleeping, because my alarm did not go off. So I had to skip the shower, and uh, I always skip the shower anyways...

Pierre Bouvier:
Get to the point!

David Desrosiers:
Et quoi the point!

David Desrosiers:
[explaining how he sprained his ankle] I was skateboarding and tried to be cool, and uh, I was actually cool for a little moment, and uh, I was following Pierre from too close, and I was sure he was gonna go from top of the ramp, instead he did a little trick and came down, and then, uh, me and Pierre hit each other. It was a f***ing mess.

Avril Lavigne:
[after David has to be carried to the stage] Hey, I could carry him to the stage.

David Desrosiers:
Are you sure?

Avril Lavigne:
Just because I'm a chick.

David Desrosiers:
[whispers, while being on her back] F***.

Chuck Comeau:
I truly admire how David can entertain himself and other people with *nothing* at all.

David Desrosiers:
Look, banana, double banana, it means it's got two bananas in it.

Pierre Bouvier:
We're live in Bangkok baby, f*** it!