So This Is Christmas

Nicole:
So you and your dad are not so Disney these days, huh?

Ashley:
It's Sharon and me... we're the total train wreck.

Mac:
You'll make a terrific Virgin Mary.

Ashley:
Shut up! And who said I was a virgin?

Mac:
I was talking about the play. And being a virgin is bad because, why?

Ashley:
Because nobody else is.

Mac:
There may be one or two...

Sharon:
How long are all those people going to be in our yard? It looks like a garage sale.

Bill:
Sharon. It is a garage sale.

Jason:
How is she? Nobody'll tell me anything around here. They treat me like I'm a criminal. [Mac bursts into laughter] What's so funny?

Mac:
You are a criminal!