Something Borrowed

Ethan:
You're all going to hell anyway, so you might as well do something for yourself

Ethan:
I can't take this 'daddy beats me because he loves me' excuse.

Ethan:
The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.

[Rachel falls on the dance floor in pain]

Dex:
Are you alright?

Rachel:
Yeah, no, I think I just pulled something.

Darcy:
Your vagina?

Rachel:
No, I didn't pull my vagina! I just pulled... near my vagina.

Rachel:
You're an a**hole!

Ethan:
Yeah, maybe i am. But i'm the only a**hole here who gives a sh*t about you.

Rachel:
You're like a shark.

Marcus:
That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.

Rachel:
Oh, really?

Marcus:
Once when I was nine years old, I saved the life of a chipmunk.

Rachel:
A chipmunk.

Marcus:
He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do, he couldn't even move. So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, broken leg. And I carried him around in a BabyBj?rn. And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me, they threw rocks at me, but I didn't care. You know why?

Rachel:
Why?

Marcus:
Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love.

Rachel:
That's... really sweet.

Marcus:
I know. So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk.