Spooks Run Wild

Policeman:
[about the boys] They may be underprivileged, but they sure ain't underdeveloped.

Jeff Dixon:
With all those boys here it should be about as quiet as the funhouse at Coney Island.

Danny:
How can you read in the dark?

Glimpy:
What'd you say?

Danny:
I said how can you read in the dark?

Glimpy:
I went to night school.

Scruno:
[the tobacco jar's moving] Now look Mr. tobacco jar, I don't smoke, I'm not bothering you, so you don't bother me, okay?

Danny:
[looking at a trunk] You gonna open it?

Muggs:
Maybe it's one of those "Don't open 'til Christmas".

Danny:
Where we going?

Scruno:
We're going to camp!

Glimpy:
Camp? How do you like that? I thought we were going to reform school, I would've been a sophomore this year.

Danny:
No kidding!

Glimpy:
Yeah!

Glimpy:
I milked a cow once, you know it's got four faucets to it.

Danny:
What for?

Glimpy:
Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.

Danny:
What's the fourth one for?

Glimpy:
Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.

Muggs:
I don't like that guy's altitude, if he thinks I'm staying out here associating with the pigs and cows, he's crazy.

Muggs:
I got an idea, when it's dark...

Danny:
We make a break for it?

Muggs:
Exactly.

Muggs:
I'm going alone.

Danny:
That makes three of us going alone.