Stealth

EDI:
Talon 3, leave me alone.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Leave you alone? I'm trying to help you!

Lt. Kara Wade:
[as Wade, Gannon, and Purcell are running out to their jets] I'm out first, boys.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
I'm on that ass!

Lt. Kara Wade:
[Standing to the right side of the exit hatch to let Purcell and Gannon past her] After you, ladies. [Gannon strokes under her chin and she playfully snaps her jaw back at him]

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Captain Marshfield? EDI, did you just turn off Captain Marshfield?

EDI:
[brief pause] There was nothing left to say.

Capt. George Cummings:
[as Purcell turns around in shock over getting a fourth wingman in the squadron] What's the problem, Purcell? You look like you just been hit in the gut.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Well, for one, Captain, we've been flying together for a long time, and it's good; but FOUR is an unlucky number.

Capt. George Cummings:
Unlucky?

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Yeah! It's not a prime number. See, prime numbers can only be divided by one or itself. THREE is a prime number. The Holy Trinity? The thesis and antithesis that come together to form the synthesis...

Capt. George Cummings:
Look! This is not a seminar on metaphysics, son. This is the U.S. Navy. Now we ship out Wednesday at oh five hundred. Dismissed.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Okay. IF he'd let me finish I was gonna say Three's Company, Three Stooges, Three Musketeers, three-peat, three strikes you're out, "Three Times a Lady".

Lt. Kara Wade:
Three dimensions?

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Three Blind Mice.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Menage a trois. Don't forget that one. Right?

[last lines]

Lt. Kara Wade:
Just tell me you love me, you p*ssy.

Lt. Kara Wade:
You came back for me.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
If I have to, I will blast your aero-elastic ass right out of the sky.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Don't think, drink!

Lt. Ben Gannon:
[referring to the possible future replacement of human pilots with artificially-intelligent aircraft] War's terrible. It's meant to be terrible, and if it stops being terrible, what's going to stop us?

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Sh*t, man. I didn't want for this to happen. I tried for it not to happen; Navy's got rules about it not happening but it's like this force that's got hold of me. [pause] I love her.

Lt. Kara Wade:
[mocking] Well you boy's will have to excuse me I have to go pee-pee!

Tim:
[referring to EDI] He a... downloads songs from the web.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Yeah, how many?

Tim:
All of them.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
[laughs] Well you're in a pack of trouble with the record companies there, son.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
[as he is chasing EDI in the canyon] Look, I was the only one to defend you, but if you make me I will blast your areoelastic ass right out of the sky! Now lets stop flying around like this, this is crazy!

EDI:
EDI is a Warplane. EDI must have targets.

EDI:
[Gannon preparing to fire a missile] Talon 1, clarify your intentions.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
You gave me your word, I'm showing you mine.

Dr. Keith Orbit:
Once you design something to learn, you can't put stipulations on *what* it learns! Learn this, but don't learn that? He could learn from Adolf Hitler, he could learn from Captain Kangaroo! It's all the same to him!

Ben's Date:
I'll be back in a sec, I gotta go pee-pee.

Capt. George Cummings:
EDI is here to learn from you, so make sure these lessons are up to speed, alright.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Well then let the schoolin begin.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
UCAV EDI, Extreme Deep Invader.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
Yeah I've been called that a few times.

[EDI shows his flying capability]

Lt. Henry Purcell:
That's Hot.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
It's got no heart but it sure can fly, thats not bad for a Tinman.

Lt. Henry Purcell:
EDI, it's official you've got a callsign. UCAV "Tinman" EDI the first.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
You know what i think?

Lt. Henry Purcell, Lt. Kara Wade, Lt. Ben Gannon:
Don't think drink!

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Look, we have things those computers can never have like instincts and feelings and moral judgment. You can call me old-fashioned, you can call it whatever you want but I just don't think that in war the action should ever be divorced from the consequences.

Lt. Ben Gannon:
Look, we have things those computers can never have like instincts and feelings and moral judgement. You can call me old-fashioned, you can call it whatever you want but I just don't think that in war the action should ever be divorced from the consequences.