Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six

Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading] Dear Strongbad, what do you want for Decemberween? your holiday spirit Talon Jendro, Des Moines, IA. [Strong Bad does not read "Des Moines, IA"]

Strong Bad:
[typing response] Where'd you get that name? George Lucas? Ta'lon J'en-dr'o from the computery generated planet of Des' Moi-nes'ia. Anyways, everybody knows the kind of stuff I want, Ta'lon. A catapult that launches balls of cobras, chainsaw car, subscription to EGM2, hot step-sister. That email writes itself. It's more important that I establish what I *don't* want for Decemberween. [Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan on a shopping channel] Our first item is a perennial all-star of bad awful Decemberween presents: the ornament

Marzipan:
There's no better way to say, "I have no idea what your interests are" than to give someone a present that ceases to be useful the moment it's opened.

Strong Bad:
Yes, there's nothing like opening a gift just in time to put it in a box in the attic for a year. And next Decemberween, when you get it back out, guess what? It's still just a cool snowman surfing the Internet.

Marzipan:
Internet is *so* hot this year. [a phone rings]

Strong Bad:
Oh, we got a caller. [he puts an empty hand next to his head] Go ahead, caller. How many F-R-one-one-four-P-D-C-eights should I put you down for?

Strong Sad:
[on the "phone"] Strong Bad, did you put wildebeest pheromones in my laundry again? [wildebeest noises are heard over the phone] Augh! [the dial tone is heard]

Strong Bad:
Another satisfied customer.

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading] Dear Strong Bad, I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber parties should one attend or ignore? Sincerely, Thomas O. from NY. [Strong Bad reads "NY" as "N-Y"]

Strong Bad:
[typing response] So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties. [Strong Bad is seen sitting at a table, staring at a stack of cards]

Strong Bad:
[flatly] Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo. [cut back to Strong Bad typing at his computer] But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon-based lifeform. The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host. According to Coolguy's Law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house. You got nothin' to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever goin' back there again. [Strong Bad and Homestar are seen in the latter's bedroom, with various sledgehammers smashed in the wall and Strong Bad holding a sledgehammer]

Homestar Runner:
What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?

Strong Bad:
This is called Find The Load-Bearer. You never played this before?

Homestar Runner:
No. [sees two axes stuck in his bed] Find The Load-Bearer, Bed Axe... I never heard of any of these games we're playing.


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