Super Rhino

[Opening lines]

Dr. Calico:
Every dog has his day. But this day belongs to Doctor Calico.

Rhino:
[after cutting out a large chunk of metal wall, causing it to fall down] I did that with my eyeballs!

Dr. Calico:
Who are you?

Rhino:
The name... is Rhino.

Dr. Calico:
Rhino, the hamster?

Rhino:
Well, okay, my ancestry isn't all hamster. I'm one-sixteenth wolf with a little wolverine...

Dr. Calico:
We're done here.

Dr. Calico:
This isn't over. I will amass a larger, more deadly, unbeatable army of indestructible...

Rhino:
We're done here. [Barks, causing a tidal wave of lava]

Dr. Calico:
Oh, my. [the lava falls on Calico]

Dr. Calico:
[Completely singed] I didn't know he could do that.

[Closing lines]

Rhino:
What's that, Mr. President? Dr. Calico is going to blow up the moon with his super laser? Rhino is on the job.