Tactical Force

Demetrius:
Then it would appear we are upon the horns of a Dilemma

Hunt:
Eat my Grandma!

Jannard:
So, what are you gonna say for your speech, hon?

Hunt:
What speech?

Jannard:
You know, the one where we're all awarded the officer of the year...

Hunt:
Oh, that speech. [clears his throat] I'd sincerely like to thank the people of LA for trusting us with automatic weapons. And I'd also like to thank the mayor for allowing us...

Blanco:
Allowing us to drive twice the speed limit that time you had to take a piss. Remember that?

Lampone:
You're a really bad f***in' liar.

Demetrius:
What did you say?

Lampone:
Allow me to clarify. How would *you* like my size twelve all up in your ass!

Demetrius:
I'm sorry, I am trying to quit having things shoved *all* in my ass!

Vladimir:
[scoffing at Jannard while she's down] Send a b*tch to do a man's job...

Tate:
[charges and starts beating on him] You're right. They *did* send a b*tch to do a man's job.

Tate:
You're wasting our time. More importantly you're pissing me off.

Kenny:
Yeah I have that effect of people.