Temporada de patos

Ulises:
Chances in life are like the shots of a shotgun.

Moko:
I give a f***, too.

Ulises:
Let me talk to your mom, kid.

Flama:
First of all, my mom isn't here, and second of all, don't call me a kid!

Rita:
[to Moko] Memory can be exercised. Of course you have to care about things to remember them.

Rita:
John Lennon was a woman.

Rita:
I saw the Pope once. I mean, I was really little, when we went with my mum; he went down the Insurgentes and we saw him. It was like a miracle, you know? He was going by and all of a sudden they stopped the Popemobile, and he started walking,you know, all holy, and he walked and walked and went right by me and my mum... and he stared right at me.

Moko:
And then what?

Rita:
Nothing.

Rita:
Why do you all like blondes so much? Like Lourdes Azcona from 302... not very pretty, but she's blonde, so everyone is in love with her. And I'm not biased, really I'm not, but the girl is a retard. I don't think she's very clever, and I don't think she really cares or even realizes that she isn't clever, because you need to be clever to know if you are clever or not. I feel sorry for you: you're going to be bored to death when you realize she's not clever! Or maybe not... maybe you don't care about being with a clever woman, or maybe you aren't clever either!