The Arizona Raiders

Laramie Nelson:
What does Arizona want him for?

First Sheriff:
Well, nothing yet. But there's a big herd of cattle coming in today and the boys will be here a couple of weeks spending their money while the herd rests up.

Laramie Nelson:
So you're locking Tracks up to keep him out of competition.

First Sheriff:
Sure! We got to give the local boys a break!

Tracks Williams:
Water? Water? Why, there's ain't no such thing as a good drink of water!

Tracks Williams:
Well, now that you're dead, why don't you lie down?

Lonesome Alonzo Mulhall:
There's a dead man in there!

Tracks Williams:
What?

Lonesome Alonzo Mulhall:
And I think he's still alive!

[Laramie watches Tracks cheat playing Solitaire]

Laramie Nelson:
Say, that's cheatin'!

Tracks Williams:
Yeah, I've been cheatin' myself all my life.

Laramie Nelson:
Ever catch yourself?

Tracks Williams:
No, I'm too smart for that.

Harriet Lindsay:
Please be careful! As of my father's death, that horse developed a bad reputation.

Laramie Nelson:
A lot of us that have that don't deserve it. Maybe he's one of them.

[Tracks explains how he saved a youngster from a life of crime]

Tracks Williams:
I saved him from committing a dishonest act.

Laramie Nelson:
I don't doubt it. Go on with your story.

Tracks Williams:
Over in Colorado, Arledge took a right-sized herd of horses from a fella without the fella knowing it at that time.

Laramie Nelson:
And I suppose you talked him into giving them back?

Tracks Williams:
Well, I done even better than that. In order to make sure that the owner got them back, I took them horses myself. I started looking for that fella. But you know, I looked and I looked and I looked, and I never... I never could locate him. Finally, I had to sell them horses myself.

Tracks Williams:
The trouble with you is, you don't know what romance is.

Laramie Nelson:
Sure I do. Romance is when a man runs after a woman until she catches him.

Laramie Nelson:
Lonesome, are you sure you love this girl?

Lonesome Alonzo Mulhall:
I'm sure I do. I'd die for her.

Tracks Williams:
It's a pretty bad case, Laramie. He's half dead already.

Boswell Abernathy:
Well, this here is a huntin' license. But according to Hoyle, I need only to change a word or two to make it a bona fide marriage license.

[Justice of the Peace Abernathy explains the finer points of the marriage contract to the bride and groom]

Boswell Abernathy:
The marriage becomes legal directly after I get my fee!

Harriet Lindsay:
Do you know anything about horses?

Laramie Nelson:
Yes, ma'am! Met quite a few in my time.

Harriet Lindsay:
How about the ones you haven't met?