The Best of Victor Borge: Act One & Two

Victor Borge:
Pardon me, madam, are you laying eggs?

Victor Borge:
You want some sheet music? [hands a sheet to an audience member] That'll be 85 cents. Can you read music? That'll be $1.50.

Victor Borge:
You run lights? That's illegal.

Victor Borge:
This is a lullaby my mother used to play for me... a few years ago.

Victor Borge:
When you leave tonight, drive home extremely carefully... extremely carefully... because I walk in my sleep.