The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland

Grumpy Bear:
[rapping] Now, hold your tishie-tags, it's time I spoke. / Can't remember when I ate last! / I've been starving since we started, and that's no joke. / Man, I was fading fast!

Tenderheart Bear:
But Grumpy...

Grumpy Bear:
[rapping] Now, don't you dare say nothing, just leave me alone / with my tummy and my yummy treats / where I'm filling up my belly with ice cream and jelly / and I'm topping it with pickled beats!

Brave Heart Lion:
Pickled beats?

Grumpy Bear:
[rapping] Uh-huh! / Topping it with pickled beats! Oh, yeah! / Topping it with pickled beats!

Cheshire Cat:
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Grumpy Bear:
Oh, what now?

Cheshire Cat:
[rapping] Yo, Grumpy Bear, I gotta hand it to you. / You're talking like my main man! / I love your ton, and it's been fun / working with the Care Bear clan! / You helped Alice, and the princess, and the Queen of Hearts, / and you did right for my man, Stan! / You put the wizard in his place, and now everything's safe. / Everything in Wonderland. / I stopped by to see you cats and bears / and say thanks to you for me. / But I'll say see ya 'round after I chow down / with the Care Bear family. / Have a spread with the Care Bear family. / A few munchies with the Care Bear family. / Uh-huh! I am so hungry. I can't wait to eat with the Care Bear family. That's right. The Care Bear family. Uh-huh.

Brave Heart Lion:
Pickled beats? Ohh...

Good Luck Bear:
If I were you, I'd choose path number 1, but if you were me, you'd choose path number 2.

Brave Heart Lion:
Alright! Path number 2!

Good Luck Bear:
Hold it. You're not me, and I'm not you.

Brave Heart Lion:
Path number 1?

Good Luck Bear:
Precisely. After you, my dear Brave Heart.

Brave Heart Lion:
Let's go!

Swift Heart Rabbit:
The Mad Hatter's hat will get us there yet?

Grumpy Bear:
Or drive us crazy on the way.

Brave Heart Lion:
I have a feeling the Jabberwalkie is some kind of giant.

Grumpy Bear:
And what makes you say that?

Brave Heart Lion:
I sometimes get these hunches.

Grumpy Bear:
Brave Heart?

Brave Heart Lion:
Not now, Grumpy. Can't your stomach keep quiet?

Grumpy Bear:
But Brave Heart, I think your giant hunch is right.

Brave Heart Lion:
You do? How come?

Grumpy Bear:
Because that's not my stomach!

Grumpy Bear:
[flies past the princess] Pleased to meet you, I'll be right back!

Mad Hatter:
You wouldn't happen to know where the princess is, would you?

Swift Heart Rabbit:
We thought you would know where the princess is.

Mad Hatter:
You did? Of course you did, because I do.

Grumpy Bear:
[half-awake, sees the White Rabbit in the mirror] Boy, do I look rough this morning.

Tenderheart Bear:
Gosh. They're little red robots.

[the robots evolve into giants]

Alice:
You mean *big* red robots!

Tweedles:
You mean big red *rotten* robots!

Grumpy Bear:
Who are you, and what do you want?

White Rabbit:
I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

Grumpy Bear:
Come back here, Mr. Late!

Grumpy Bear:
Wow. This place is beautiful.

Swift Heart Rabbit:
This place is wonderful.

White Rabbit:
This place is Wonderland.

Brave Heart Lion:
How are we ever going to get across all this traffic?

Tenderheart Bear:
There's only one thing we can do. [shoots a rainbow out of his belly to make a bridge]

Brave Heart Lion:
Now that's using your tummy, Tender Heart.

White Rabbit:
Now that the Wizard knows that we're coming, he'll stop at nothing to stop us from stopping him from becoming king!

Grumpy Bear:
In other words?

White Rabbit:
Alice is in deep trouble!

Tenderheart Bear:
We're willing!

Good Luck Bear:
And ready!

Brave Heart Lion:
And able!

Lots-A-Heart Elephant:
And that's the truth!

Cheshire Cat:
[rapping] You, know I see that princess in a lonely room / where the wizard's got her locked away. / Now, he's one bad dude, he's in a nasty mood, / and he wants to be the king someday. / Now, I can see the Mad Hatter. / He's trying to help. / He wants to set the princess free. / He's got lots of hats, but he's lots of bats. / You know, it just ain't meant to be. / Now, if you're gonna find that princess, / then split this group in two. / A few of you get Alice to the palace, / and the rest, here's what to do: / You don't need to go up, you don't need to go down, / but remember what this cat said. / You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, / and don't forget to use your head.

Dim:
Uh, boss? What's a tarantula?

Wizard:
A spider.

Tweedles:
[gulp]... SPIDER!

Swift Heart Rabbit:
The Cheshire Cat said we'd find the princess if we followed this path and used our heads.

Brave Heart Lion:
That's not much of a clue... [they've reached the end of the path]... and not much of a path either.

Wizard:
I'll have my turn next.

Tenderheart Bear:
You look beautiful, Alice!

Lots-A-Heart Elephant:
And that's the truth.

Alice:
I know you're just saying that, but thanks.

Alice:
Well, your majesty, how did I do?

The Queen of Hearts:
You're as ready as can be to drink tea and play croquet before the court.

Alice:
How difficult can drinking tea and playing croquet be?

[Scene cuts to Alice playing croquet while riding a flamingo and holding several cups of tea]

Alice:
I don't believe this!

Tenderheart Bear:
You're doing great, Alice!

Alice:
Thanks to my friendly flamingo.

Flamingo:
I just happen to be the best in the business.

Swift Heart Rabbit:
You must be the Mad Hatter.

Mad Hatter:
Why do I always have to be the Mad Hatter? Why can't you be the Mad Hatter for once? Oh, alright, I'll be the Mad Hatter again! You like hats? I'm mad about hats!

Stan:
That feels wonderful! Thank you so very much.

Grumpy Bear:
Oh, you're very welcome, Mr. Jabberwalkie.

Stan:
Call me Stan. It's much easier to say.

Dim:
I hate this book!

Dum:
It's so heavy!

Cheshire Cat:
[rapping] After all this time, coming all this way, / you're getting far too close to stop. / Get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself / if you're gonna make it to the top. / Be brave, little Alice. Belive in yourself / 'cuz here's the most important part. / While all the others remember to use their heads, / you just remember to use your heart.

Dim:
Feel like throwing someone in the well and making a wish, Dum?

White Rabbit:
You saved Wonderland, Alice. I thought it was you that made the garden bloom.

Alice:
Oh, I could never do that. Only someone special could make flowers bloom.

Princess:
Do you want to know a secret, Alice? You are as special as you think you are.

Good Luck Bear:
Phew! It's been a long day.

Lots-A-Heart Elephant:
We are so tuckered out.

Good Luck Bear, Lots-A-Heart Elephant, Swift Heart Rabbit:
And that's the truth!

Mad Hatter:
[singing] Now say I wanna be like W.C. / I just slip this on and magically / There's something strange comes over me / [as W.C. Fields] "Anything for you, my little chickadee." / [as himself] You like hats? I'm mad about hats!