The Case of the Stuttering Bishop

Paul Drake:
[Trying the door] It's locked! [He starts looking through his skeleton keys] Which will it be? Conscience or curiosity?

Perry Mason:
Curiosity.

Jim Magooney:
[On the phone to Perry and Della] Hello, this is Magooney. I still can't remember what I wanted to remember to tell you.

District Attorney Hamilton Burger:
[after Perry arrives at the pier] Tell me, what are you doing down here?

Perry Mason:
Why, uh, my presence here is purely coincidental.

District Attorney Hamilton Burger:
Whenever you show up immediately after a murder has been committed, there's only one answer.

Perry Mason:
[to Della] Bishops don't often need lawyers. Show him in.

Perry Mason:
Uh, remind me to give me a raise in the morning.

Della Street:
I'll remember to forget that.