The Cat and the Canary

Cyrus West:
Good evening, leeches. Take your places. As you know, I am Cyrus West. Now first of all, let me tell you, you're all a bunch of bastards. I know, I know the people you came from. They're all a bunch of bastards. Yes, your fathers, your mothers, your uncles, your aunts, your nephews, your nieces, your sons, your daughters, not to mention a cartload of cousins. All a bunch of bastards except, of course, Mew Mew, and perhaps one or two others.

Paul Jones:
Wanna hear my new song? I wrote it while I was unconscious. It's called 'Kiss My Heiress'.

Annabelle West:
Paul, you're hurt!

Paul Jones:
No, no, I'm all right. I think the left side of my head's missing.

Paul Jones:
No one is more sincere than a greedy cousin. That's Paul Jones' theory of relativity.

Hendricks:
But, eh, wasn't it Bertrand Russell who asked 'What is a killer but a hero out of uniform'?

Hendricks:
Weapons can be as dangerous as maniacs.

Susan Sillsby:
Hm, my favourite period: early Devil's Island.