The Day the Women Took Over or I Was a Teenage Neo-Impressionist

Narrator:
Welcome to the strangeness of life.

Narrator:
You see, you see, strange things are truly happening

Harbinger of Doom:
The PIGHH, the PIGHHH.

[talking to himself]

Al Norm:
You know, I bought a can of spaghetti with tomatoes and Swedish meatballs, and when I got home from the store I opened the can. I was pouring the content of the can out but the meatballs wouldn't come out. I mean the meatballs didn't come out.

[pause]

Al Norm:
I'm never gonna by this can again.

Harbinger of Doom:
The pig knows, the pig knows

Narrator:
So, the pig knew all along.