The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning

Daisy Duke:
[after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.

Luke Duke:
It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.

Bo Duke:
And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.

Bo Duke:
[Takes of Shrit] Ladies, Do Me!

Balladeer:
[voice-over] Who can blow stuff up!

Luke Duke:
Can I be your special helper?

Lulu Hogg:
Of course!

Balladeer:
[voice-over] When Luke thinks of woman, he thinks of the wrong type of bang!

Rosco P. Coltrane:
[to the Dukes] Where's that shine making uncle of yours?

Daisy Duke:
I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!

Bo Duke:
[Daisy storms away] But I just got here.

Balladeer:
[voice-over] Bo's first chase; Luke's first time; Daisy's first Dukes... Rosco gets his badge; Boss Hogg starts the feud; and Uncle Jesse gives advice

Cooter:
People used to dare each other to jump the ravine. Some stupid son of a b*tch tried.

Luke Duke:
Sounds like he didn't make it.

Bo Duke:
You can kill a man with your thumb?

Uncle Jesse Duke:
It's not that hard, really, once you know how.

Daisy Duke:
[about to paint a number on the General Lee] What's your lucky number, Bo?

Bo Duke:
Uh, one?

Hughie:
You the boys come in in that '69 charger?

Luke Duke:
The General Lee.

Cooter:
Sh*t, I'm willing to try anything. Except guy on guy.

Bo Duke:
I love Hazzard. I love that Hazzard breeze flowing through my hair. I love Daisy and Uncle Jesse. I love the smell of pig sh*t in the morning.

Bo Duke:
And what did you see?

Luke Duke:
I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.

Bo Duke:
A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?

Luke Duke:
Thank you.

Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg:
I want 'em in jail!