The Earth Day Special

Nathan Thurm:
I'm not defensive. You're the one who should be defensive, you're the one who thinks that hairdo works with that overly long face of yours.

Elong Spengler:
What does my haircut have to do with anything?

Nathan Thurm:
I don't know, you're the one who brought it up.

Elong Spengler:
No I didn't.

Nathan Thurm:
Yes you did.

Hospital director:
[Doc Brown shows images of polution on a computer screen] You want me to believe this is the future?

Dr. Emmet' Brown:
No, this is the present. I've been to the future. It's not that good.

Vic's Buddy # 1:
What the hell is Earth day anyway?

Vic's Buddy # 2:
Oh, it's that, eh, gopher thing, itn't it?

Vic's Buddy # 1:
No, no, what, are you kidding me? You're thinking of Groundhog day. Gopher was the bartender on Love Boat.

Vic's Buddy # 2:
No, no, no, Gopher was the steward on Love Boat, Ted was the Bartender.

Every Lawyer:
I can always argue on the opposite side.

Mother Earth:
I will survive, I'm just a rock floating around the Sun. It's you I'm worried about.

Mother Earth:
Vote with your dollars.

Mother Earth:
I remember the first Earth Day, it was a Sunday just like this one. Everyone was so excited. Then... Monday. People forget.

Walter Samson:
The forests are the lungs of the planet, and if they stop breathing we stop.