The Joneses

The Joneses

The Joneses is a 2009 American film written and directed by Derrick Borte. It stars Demi Moore, David Duchovny, Amber Heard, and Ben Hollingsworth. It premiered at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival on September 13, 2009. Roadside Attractions later purchased the United States theatrical distribution rights. It had a limited release on April 16, 2010 and was released on DVD & Blu-ray On August 10, 2010. It received a theatrical release in Mexico on August 20, 2010.

Genre: Drama
Stars: David Duchovny, Demi Moore, Amber Heard, Benjamin Hollingsworth
Production: Roadside Attractions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
55
Rotten Tomatoes:
62%
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2009
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[first lines]

Steve Jones:
Man, this thing rides smooth!

Kate Jones:
It's very nice.

Steve Jones:
Yes, it's like riding on the ass of an angel. I mean, I wish I could have sold a crossover like this, I wouldn't have been able to keep them in stock.

Kate Jones:
[after sudden kiss] What was that?

Steve Jones:
Just applying myself.

Steve Jones:
[after sudden hug] Geez, I should say "icon" more often.

Steve Jones:
[ducking out of cosmetics presentation] I'd love to give this my full attention, but I'm gonna go see Larry - tell him I'm gay.

[last lines]

Steve Jones:
Where to?

Kate Jones:
Arizona.

Steve Jones:
Seriously?

Kate Jones:
Is that alright?

Steve Jones:
You're the boss...

Kate Jones:
[chuckling]

Steve Jones:
I want you to come join me in the real world.

Kate Jones:
This is my real world.

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