The Life of the Party

Title Card:
Milly Hollister, who felt that the Better Babies League should get into politics to beat the milk magnates.

Milk Magnate #1:
Listen judge; the milk business is an infant industry and needs protection. If you want it to be major, keep those dames off of us.

Algernon Leary:
Man, alive - I'm in love! If you only knew, boy! Those eyes! Those lips! That nose!

Algernon Leary:
Between us, Judge - what did these shysters promise you?

Judge Voris:
Are you trying to show contempt of this court?

Algernon Leary:
No, your honor; I'm doing my best to hide it.

Milk Magnate #2:
The worst thing we can turn up about Leary is that he wears red garters.

Judge Voris:
We'll have to provide a little temptation.

Milk Magnate #3:
All fat men have a weakness for the ladies. Suppose our friend, French Kate, calls on Algernon.

Title Card:
French Kate - not really French, but still rather chic. In fact, very chick.

Miss Carraway:
I'm planning a costume party for the Better Babies League. We'll dress and act like kiddies. Quite appropriate, don't you think?

Algernon Leary:
Woman, the Turkish bath is downstairs!

Algernon Leary:
I've changed my mind - I'm coming to your children's party. Yes - I'll come in costume. But don't tell Milly. I want to surprise her. I'll play all the games - I'll be the life of the party!

Algernon Leary:
I hope I'll have better luck at the polls than I'll ever have at the altar.

Algernon Leary:
Hey, bonehead! This isn't home!