The Lifeguard

Mel:
We're trying to get pregnant.

Leigh:
Like, with a human baby?

Todd:
[Referring to Leigh] Do you remember that red one-piece bathing suit she used to wear? She looked like a Swiss army knife.

Leigh:
Is this parking lot, like, passed down in the DNA of skaters... like a geese migratory path?

Leigh:
I'm not invisible. I'm the f***ing lifeguard, mother f***er.

Leigh:
Are you insane? You want to face this cold, harsh world without a high school diploma? Why don't you just blind yourselves while you're at it.

Leigh:
I'm sucking off his youth like a vampire.

Leigh:
I'm allowed to be confused and stumble once in a while.

Big Jason:
This thing with the lifeguard... things happen. Keep moving or die.

Mel:
What is wrong with you?

Todd:
I wish everyone would stop saying that!

Leigh:
They're little. They're buried stories I guess. But they're yours so you get attached.

Leigh:
I wanna move back with you guys.

Justine:
You're 30 years old.

Leigh:
I'm 29 and 10 months. I've never, you know, asked for... I just need some time out of my life.

Justine:
Well, we all do.

Hans:
Are you alright Leigh?

Leigh:
Yeah. I just don't want to turn 30 and still be in that life any more.

Hans:
What's wrong with the life you have in the city?

Leigh:
It's not... It's not good. I'm not... I'm not happy.

Hans:
Are you depressed?

Justine:
Is that it? Are you depressed?

Leigh:
No, not clinically. My life hasn't turned out like I pictured.

Leigh:
Well, despite our elderliness, some things remain from our youth.

Leigh:
I'm not a babysitter. I'm not here to be screamed at!

Leigh:
I'm just supposed to make sure you don't die.

Leigh:
You're 16. You have your whole life ahead of you. You have no idea how lucky you are right now.

Mel:
I really needed to have fun tonight. And you didn't even care. And you don't even... You never ask how I am...

Leigh:
Mel, what's wrong?

Mel:
It's just really hard trying to get pregnant.

Leigh:
I think that's normal, right?

Todd:
Isn't your life perfect?

Mel:
No!

Little Jason:
You seem really sad.

Matt:
I'm not staying in this f***ing town with these a**hole people, okay? There is like a world out there, outside this town.

Leigh:
The world is full of a**holes.

Mel:
You're my friend, and I let you suck me down this rabbit hole.

Mel:
Do you really think that I could be a mother? Cause I don't know.

John:
You are a little out of control. And you're a pervert.

Little Jason:
Why would you do this for me?

Leigh:
Because you know who you are. And what you need. You really do. And you're gonna be just fine. You are. Believe me. Believe me.