The Nanny

Joey:
Stick 'em up, lady! I'm robbin' the place.

[Kelly raises her hands in submission]

Kelly:
Oh, take whatever you want, I promise I won't be a problem.

Joey:
You better not! In fact, to be sure, you hold out your hands.

Joey:
You know, I'd be like a bank robber, and I'd come into a bank and rob it.

Kelly:
That sounds like I might get tied up again.

Laura:
You've been a bad nanny letting yourself get all tied up like this. Maybe I should give you a spanking.

[Joey has tied Kelly to a chair]

Kelly:
Don't worry, he'll pay...

[sounds of tape ripping off camera]

Kelly:
Joey, don't use that duct tape! No! Joey! Mmmph!

Kelly:
Oh, my God! Cowboys, please come and help me! Save me!

[first lines]

Joey:
[narrating as an adult] Mom always worked - sometimes six days a week. During the summer, she always had a nanny look after me. One summer I have especially fond memories because Miss Kelly was my nanny. She was absolutely beautiful. I had a huge crush on her, but it wasn't just that; she was the only nanny that liked to play my favorite games. Of course, these games involved tying her up. I was in heaven whenever we'd play. At first I was really nervous to approach her, afraid of rejection, but one day I finally got up enough courage. I'm glad I did!

Kelly:
Help! Help! I'm being robbed! Somebody help me! I'm being robbed! Help me! There's a robber in my house! Come help me!

Joey:
[narrating] I didn't plan on doing this, but Miss Kelly was practically inviting me to gag her. So without any hesitation, I did!

[Laura finds Kelly where Joey left her bound and gagged]

Laura:
Hi, Kelly. I see you've been having fun with Joey. He must have seen my car down the street. He would never have left you all tied up.

Kelly:
[muttering through her gag] Yes, I know. Can you, like, please untie me.

Laura:
[narrating] She looks so adorable all tied up like that. Kelly had no idea that I had to leave Joey's father because men really didn't interest me anymore. Nor did she know that I really hired her because she was so *damned* gorgeous. And lastly, that I once was a professional dominatrix. And now here she was, all tied up, like Joey had left his Mom a present.

Laura:
Joey's gag doesn't work real well, does it?

Kelly:
[muttering] No, it doesn't.

Laura:
Let's adjust it.

Kelly:
Okay, good.

[Laura loosens the bandanna covering Kelly's mouth]

Kelly:
Ah, thank God!

[Laura jams the cloth between Kelly's teeth and knots it securely]

Kelly:
[spluttering through her gag] Hey! What are you doing!

Laura:
There, that's a little better.

Kelly:
Unh-uh. What are you doing?

Laura:
I was thinking - you've been a bad nanny letting yourself get all tied up like this. Maybe I should give you a little spanking.

[Joey has tied Kelly to a chair, gagged her and left the house]

Laura:
Looks like you've been a neglectful nanny again, letting the kid tie you up and run out the door. I think we have a problem here.

Kelly:
[narrating] That spanking I got the other day was the best time I had in a long time. I definitely wanted to tempt Laura into giving me another one. I felt a little guilty allowing Joey to tie me up 'cause I sort of liked it, but once Laura came in and handled me it was simply delicious. I couldn't wait to see what she would do to me now.

Laura:
Looks like a spanking wasn't enough to teach you a lesson, was it?

[Laura fondles Kelly's breasts as the nanny struggles helplessly against her bonds]

Laura:
Hmm. I'm *sure* I can come up with something to teach you.

[Laura finds Laura bound and gagged again]

Laura:
Well, well, well. I come home a little early and what do I find in my basement? A naughty little nanny that's what. What *shall* I do with you? I tell you not to let Joey tie you up, but every time I come home, I find you bound and gagged. Why is that Kelly? I'm beginning to think you must like this.

[Kelly squeals when Laura fondles her breasts]

Laura:
Oh, maybe you don't like this. You look nice all tied up, though.

[while playing Cowboys and Indians, Kelly winds up hogtied and gagged on the basement floor]

Joey:
The counsel has decided that you will be a captive of the Sioux forever!

Kelly:
Mmmph.

Joey:
You will cook us our food and bring us our water.

Kelly:
Mmmph.

Joey:
You will bake us cookies and make us Kool-Ade.

Kelly:
Mmmph.

Joey:
But, ah, right now, it's time for this indian's piano lesson, so I'll see you later, Miss Kelly.

Kelly:
MMMMMFFF!

[Laura returns from work and finds Kelly once again bound and gagged]

Laura:
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. You still haven't learned your lesson. Let's see if you do after this...

[scene cuts to Laura's bedroom where Kelly is naked, gagged and spreadeagled on her bed]

Laura:
This is the way woman should be tied up, but Joey's a little young for this yet.

[Kelly, bound and gagged once again, struggles to escape her bonds]

Joey:
Now you'll be part of my grand experiment. The world will know that I'm the greatest scientist in the world!

[Kelly screams into her gag]

Laura:
Joey, what are you doing with Kelly?

Joey:
Ah, another woman for my experiment! I'll have to tie you up, too.

Laura:
Oh, you will, will you?

Joey:
Yes! Give me your hands.

[scene fades into another where Kelly and Laura, tied back-to-back squirm futilely to free themselves from Joey's ropes]

[last lines]

Joey's Father:
Well, hello! Well, I *think* I'm supposed to pick up the little guy who tied you two up.

[Joey's father pulls the gag from Laura's mouth]

Laura:
You're two hours early. I said *six* o'clock.

Joey's Father:
Oh?

Laura:
He's down the street at piano lessons.

Joey's Father:
Ah, okay. This is funny.

Laura:
Yeah.

Joey's Father:
Well, ah, well, I guess I'll have to babysit you two.

[Joey's dad stuffs the cloth back in Laura's mouth and the two women squeal angrily]

Joey's Father:
Uh-huh. There you go. Looks like my boy did a good job! Two hours?

[Laura spits out the gag again and laughs]

Laura:
Uh-huh.

Joey's Father:
Two hours.

[Joey's dad gags Laura again]

Joey's Father:
There you go. I think he's a chip off the old block.