The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom

Terry Harper:
The truth is like iodine. It only helps if it hurts.

Marla Harper:
I just lost the meanin'.

Terry Harper:
Of what?

Marla Harper:
Christmas.

Terry Harper:
Well, you're lucky you had it for as long as you did.

Shanna Harper:
Momma, isn't it true that only a certain amount of people are allowed in heaven, and we're saved, right?

Wanda Holloway:
Uh huh. That's 'cause we're Missionary Baptists as opposed to the other kind of Baptists who if they make a mistake, they have to start all over again. But Missionary Baptists - once saved, always saved. Your grandma and grandpa were real smart. They chose a sect that has guarantees.

Herself - Writer:
Well, never believe anything a writer tells you.

Wanda Holloway:
They even had me in "Sports Illustrated", in the Swimsuit Edition, but not in a swimsuit.

Verna Heath:
Shanna is the symptom. Her mother is the disease.

Wanda Holloway:
I'm not going to see a bunch of low-rent nobodies break her spirit.

News reader:
More than 80 producers, agents and movie companies contacted the Heaths. To weed some out, their attorney Robert Schultz, said he rejected outright "anybody who called me baby".

Wanda Holloway:
The things you do for your kids.

Wanda Holloway:
But hey, so how're you gonna end this?

Himself - Producer:
Uh, I don't know, we haven't finished the script yet.

Wanda Holloway:
Huh... well... it's not fair. I hope you know that. I've been shafted before, I can get shafted again, over and over.