The Sterile Cuckoo

'Pookie' Adams:
It's gonna be nice to get away from all these weirdos.

'Pookie' Adams:
[a little brassily, during her first tryst with Jerry] So, would you like to peel a tomato?

Jerry Payne:
[confused] What?

'Pookie' Adams:
[quieter, more seductively] Do you want to strip me?

'Pookie' Adams:
Some people guzzle God like He was a keg of beer.

'Pookie' Adams:
Apis mellifica - that's short for "bee", right?

'Pookie' Adams:
[looking at the people assembled in the dorm's common area] Boy, you sure get the cream of the CRAP here on weekends.

Charlie Schumacher:
[privately debunking his ladies-man reputation to Jerry] I'll bet you and me are the only two guys in the dorm who've never been laid.

Jerry Payne:
[seeing Pookie naked for the first time] Gee, Pookie, your body's just... beautiful.

'Pookie' Adams:
Yeah? Well, I'd better get my beautiful ass into this beautiful bed, before it freezes off!

I never even had a sandwich with him.