The Tripper

Band member:
Well, what you want us to sing, Frank? Taps?

Frank Baker:
God, I don't give a f*** if you sing motherf***ing Kumbaya. Just get the f*** out there. We have a contract by grace of George f***in Washington, you motherf***ing f***ing f***s.

[repeated line]

Frank Baker:
F*** you.

Hippy:
We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.

Bert - Lumberjack Foreman:
Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees!

Linda:
[referring to Joey] Should he be driving?

Jade:
No.

[snorts some cocaine]

Jade:
I'll drive.

Jack:
It's the drugs that hold Joey together. Right burly man?

Joey:
Oh yeah!

Joey:
I f***ing love violence!

Jack:
Yo guys, watch out for booby traps!

Ivan:
Watch out for what?

Jack:
Booby traps.

Jade:
What? Where?

Ivan:
What f***ing booby...

[a redneck throws a bottle at Ivan's head]

Jimmy:
[before being killed] But I'm a Republican!

Joey:
Beer? Beer? Anyone know where I can get some f***ing beer?

[after seeing a naked hippy couple walk by]

Buzz Hall:
It's gonna be an interesting weekend.

Ivan:
I'm Rambo. I am Rambo.

Samantha:
Oh my god. This exctasy is really strong.

Linda:
You're candy flipping. We took X and acid.

Samantha:
Acid too?

Linda:
You know that liquid stuff that we put on our tongues? That wasn't mouthwash.

Hank:
What's the matter with you, huh? You got something stuck in your vagina?

Tyler:
Yeah, your mama's dick.

Muff:
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Ivan:
I want to f***ing kill these guys, man.

Jack:
You might not wanna do that, bro.

Ivan:
Why? There's three of us, three of them.

Jack:
I'm a lover, not a fighter, man. Plus, it's a well-known fact that rednecks love their guns.

Frank Baker:
Gentlemen, there's a saying - Rome wasn't built in a day. I got a little saying of my own - F*** Rome. This is America! We can do what we please. Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. We'll be out of here first thing Monday, and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear.

Mayor Hal Burton:
Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise.

Frank Baker:
Please, call me Frank!

Mayor Hal Burton:
Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh...

Frank Baker:
What? Gate receipts, profit sharing?

Buzz Hall:
Fatalities.

Joey:
Welcome to Free Love Festival, where America's best and brightest come to celebrate...

Jade:
Freedom?

Joey:
Yes! Freedom to do drugs - lots of f***ing drugs!

Joey:
Shut the f*** up. George Bush is the greatest.

[Linda groans]

Joey:
The man's got balls. Big Texas-size balls. Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "F*** you. I could do what I want, and there ain't sh*t you can do about it."

Linda:
George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. Yeah.

Joey:
You're just saying that because George Bush hates black people.

Linda:
[laughing] You're absolutely right!

Joey:
[after getting his hand cut off] What the f***'s your problem, man?

Buzz Hall:
If you think this is a joke, it's not. If you don't leave, you will die.

[crowd of hippies cheer]

Ivan:
Don't be a p*ssy.

Jack:
I enjoy being a p*ssy.

Joey:
Hey you toothless redneck pig f***ers! You want some trouble? Huh? Because my buddy here was just wondering.

[points to Ivan and cowers in the back]

Ronald Reagan:
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah.

Buzz Hall:
Ever heard of the trickle-down effect Cooper?

Deputy Cooper:
I don't know.

Buzz Hall:
Its when one big a**hole goes crazy and the whole world goes to sh*t.

Joey:
[Jade is about to give Joey head] You have just found the weapons of mass destruction.