The Vampires of Bloody Island

Jojo - Hippy Vampire:
Um, Hi. I'm Jojo, died in Nineteen Sixty-nine. This all sounds very exciting, taking over the planet and everything, but I'd rather not get involved if it's going to involve any sort of violence!

Morticia de'Ath:
Oh for the love of blood! A hippy vampire! Well how do you expect us to take over the world then? A major leafleting campaign?

Doctor N. Sane:
Ask around if anyone wants a head transplant. I'm digging up some new ones tomorrow.

Sheet Creek Ferryman:
It's an 'orrible place. An unholy place. Full of vampires and werewolves and virgins.

Kevin Smallcock:
Yeah, well look mate! I don't actually believe in vampires and werewolves. - Or virgins!

Morticia de'Ath:
I'm so glad you could both join us tonight. I do get so lonely in this large old house. I've been here such a long, long time.

Kevin Smallcock:
Did you grow up here?

Morticia de'Ath:
Grow up? Oh, if only I could remember growing up! [Teasingly] I'm a LOT older than I look, you know.

Kevin Smallcock:
What, you mean like in your forties?