Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1

Mom:
Did you get yourself some punch?

Lara Baxter:
Mom, you have to stop treating me like a child. I just turned 16. Palestinian girls blow themselves up at my age.

Patrice Duchamp III:
Rise and shine, little lady. The owls are hootin'.

Raymond Baxter:
I've made a shortlist of local townspeople who could make likely candidates for human sacrifice.

Mom:
Helen, I know this sounds horrible. but you have to stop looking at them as people.

Helen Baxter:
Mom! Lara's eating at me again!

Mormon:
I need to be going. I'm late for a bible reading.