Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

Nathan Drake:
[Bleeding from a wound] Yep, that's my blood... that's a lot of my blood...

Harry Flynn:
[Drake is hanging from a ledge, just under a walkway] There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you! [Drake reaches up and grabs the guard, pulling him off of the walkway and into the water far below] There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!

Nathan Drake:
Great, power's out, and a girl's trapped. I swear to God, if there's a Zombie around the next corner...

Nathan Drake:
Woah! Don't you a**holes see the helicopter. I got enough trouble allready!

Nathan Drake:
Oh no I don't like that noise!

Elena Fisher:
Elena Fisher. Last year's model.

Chloe Frazer:
Just dance with the one who brought you, alright?

Victor Sullivan:
I'm sweating like a hooker in church!

Nathan Drake:
You took a hooker to church?

Harry Flynn:
Well, look at you. Victor 'goddamn' Sullivan. [to Nate] You still dragging this tired old sack of sh*t around?

[Nate moves toward Flynn but is halted by Sully]

Victor Sullivan:
Easy, Nate

Harry Flynn:
That's pretty ballsy for a guy who's spent the last three months behind bars.

Nathan Drake:
Better than pissing away three months in the jungle without a clue.

Harry Flynn:
Found the ships though, didn't I?

Nathan Drake:
You couldn't find your ass with both hands.

Victor Sullivan:
...and a map.

Karl Schafer:
You were right!

Nathan Drake:
About what?

Karl Schafer:
Everything you touch, does turn to sh*t!

Chloe Frazer:
[Chloe covers her nose after entering filthy jail cell] Dear God!

Nathan Drake:
[sarcastically] Oh no, its not that bad. Look, I have my own bucket!'

Zoran Lazarevic:
[Drake takes a soldier hostage, points gun at him] Are you a student of history, Mr. Drake?

Nathan Drake:
I've read a book or two.

Zoran Lazarevic:
Genghis Khan. Hitler. Stalin. Pol Pot. They were all great men. But do you know why they prevailed?

Nathan Drake:
I'm sure you're gonna tell us.

Zoran Lazarevic:
Because they had the will to do what other men would not. [shoots the hostage in the head] Compassion is the enemy. Mercy defeats us. Now, unless you wish to test me still further, you will DROP YOUR WEAPONS!

Nathan Drake:
[pause] Do it. [they drop their guns]

Zoran Lazarevic:
Kick them away. [they do] So. You have tested my will. Now it is my turn to test yours. Bring her in! [Flynn brings Chloe in]

Nathan Drake:
Sh*t.

Nathan Drake:
[Nate is swinging across the temple ceiling as Chloe watches below] Alright. Eh, c'mon. Admit it - you're impressed

Chloe Frazer:
I am. I'll throw you a banana

Chloe Frazer:
The files are in his tent, and his tent is in the middle of the camp. It's like an armed compound, there are soldiers everywhere.

Nathan Drake:
Well, that's why it has to be an inside job. From someone they know and trust.

Chloe Frazer:
Oh, okay, I see where this is going.

Nathan Drake:
I'll just need a diversion. You give me five minutes in that tent, that's all it'll take.

Chloe Frazer:
Really, five minutes? Well, that's great, I won't even have to get my top off.

Nathan Drake:
Chloe, I was thinking more like an explosion.

Chloe Frazer:
Or that... Can be arranged.

[Drake's hanging from a ledge]

Elena Fisher:
Ya hangin' in there?

Nathan Drake:
Yeah, cute.

Nathan Drake:
Tenzin! RPG? RPG! What's Tibetan for RPG?

Nathan Drake:
Y'know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to sh*t.

Karl Schafer:
You were right.

Nathan Drake:
About what?

Karl Schafer:
Everything you touch does turn to sh*t.

[Drake and Elena are climbing a cliff]

Nathan Drake:
Nice view.

[Elena sighs]

Elena Fisher:
Men.

Nathan Drake:
No no, I was talking about the mountains. Really.

Chloe Frazer:
Tell me something, Nate.

Nathan Drake:
What?

Chloe Frazer:
Do you love her?

Nathan Drake:
Chloe, I'm sorry. I...

Chloe Frazer:
No, it's fine. Really, it's alright. Just do yourself a favour, cowboy. Tell her.

Nathan Drake:
Chloe...

Chloe Frazer:
No... [Chloe pats Drake on his cheek] My turn to walk away. But admit it. You're gonna miss this ass.

Nathan Drake:
Well, look who's not supposed to be out of bed.

Victor Sullivan:
Yeah, she's a lousy patient. Stubborn as all hell.

Elena Fisher:
I'm not stubborn, I'm just restless.

Victor Sullivan:
So, no giant sapphire.

Nathan Drake:
Once again, no.

Victor Sullivan:
And you're sure of that?

Elena Fisher:
Yes.

Nathan Drake:
Just a metaphor, I'm afraid.

Victor Sullivan:
A metaphor ain't gonna pay your bills, kid.

Nathan Drake:
Eh, something else will come along. Just gotta have faith.

Victor Sullivan:
Yeah, that and a quarter'll get you twenty-five cents. Um, which way did Chloe go? [Drake points in the direction] See ya later.

Elena Fisher:
Oh, no.

Nathan Drake:
You're a dirty old man, Sullivan.

Victor Sullivan:
Uh-huh.

Elena Fisher:
So, where do we go from here, huh?

Nathan Drake:
I don't know. [Drake kisses Elena] I haven't thought that far ahead.

Elena Fisher:
Of course not. But then again, neither have I.

Nathan Drake:
Good.

Nathan Drake:
Hey, how'd you find me.

Victor Sullivan:
Well, a friend of yours asked for my help.

Chloe Frazer:
[entering the scene] Hello, Nate.

Nathan Drake:
[looking at Chloe with a scared expression] Oh no. NO.

Victor Sullivan:
Now, wait a second.

Nathan Drake:
[stepping backwards] Sully, kick her out and shut the door. We're safer in here.

Chloe Frazer:
[sighs] Seems like I am always saving your arse.

Nathan Drake:
Well, it is an ass worth saving.

Chloe Frazer:
[Chloe leaps into Nate's arms and he twirls her around, chuckling] Oh. Is that an ancient Tibetan ritual dagger in your pocket?

Nathan Drake:
Maybe I'm just happy to see you.

Chloe Frazer:
Hmmm [Nate sets her down and Chloe grabs the Tibetan dagger out of of Nate's pants]

Nathan Drake:
Hello!

Nathan Drake:
Alright. They're about to take this show on the road, so we're gonna have to move fast. Now I'm going down there alone...

Elena Fisher:
Nate.

Nathan Drake:
Wait, wait, wait. Just listen, you never listen. Meanwhile, you're gonna go over there and snag us one of those nice looking...

Elena Fisher:
4x4's.

Nathan Drake:
4x4's. You're gonna be the wheel man. I'll sneak in and grab Chloe, you come in right behind us...

Elena Fisher:
With the getaway car.

Nathan Drake:
...with the getaway car.

Elena Fisher:
Got it. Got it?

Nathan Drake:
I got it.

Elena Fisher:
Go.

Nathan Drake:
Now all we have to do is get up to that window.

Harry Flynn:
Which window? There's a lot of bloody windows!

Nathan Drake:
In like Flynn.

Harry Flynn:
What?

Nathan Drake:
In like Flynn, get it?

Harry Flynn:
...

Nathan Drake:
Just give me a boost!

Harry Flynn:
Ladies first. [to Drake]

Nathan Drake:
[laughs lightly] Cute.

Harry Flynn:
[Pulling Drake up] You're heavy!

Nathan Drake:
Whew, sh*t! That was close.

Harry Flynn:
You need to stop eating donuts...

Elena Fisher:
So... On a scale of 1 to 10, how scared were you that I was gonna die?

Nathan Drake:
...4.

Elena Fisher:
4 ?

Nathan Drake:
Yeah. Why? 4.

Elena Fisher:
A 4... You were at least an 8.

Nathan Drake:
8?

Elena Fisher:
You were a total 8.

Nathan Drake:
An 8? Those guardian things were an 8...

Elena Fisher:
Are you kidding me?

Nathan Drake:
Yeah, those were terrifying.

Elena Fisher:
Then what's a 10?

Nathan Drake:
...Clowns...

Elena Fisher:
...CLOWNS? Over my DEATH? [Nathan answers: I... Hate clowns. I hate clowns. And Elena asks again over Nathans voice: CLOWNS...?]

Elena Fisher:
My word... You thought I was dead. [Argument both speaking at the same time about Nathan thinking Elena was dead]

Elena Fisher:
Yes. Yes you did, I saw you shed tears. [Argument stops] You shed a bunch of them.

Nathan Drake:
Tears?

Elena Fisher:
Hmm, hmm.

Nathan Drake:
It was raining.

Elena Fisher:
[with a sarcastic laugh] No, it was not...

Nathan Drake:
You were unconscious and it was RAIning...

Elena Fisher:
[sarcastic laugh] It was totally sunny out, you were balling...

Nathan Drake:
No it wasn't sunny, you were unconscious!

Elena Fisher:
Whatever... I kept your tears in a jar. I have proof.

Nathan Drake:
I'll give you 5. How's that?

Nathan Drake:
[to Tenzin after he finds a grappling hook in the cave and attempts to hook it] Yeah, good luck pal, that's almost impossible to- oh, you did it. Nice.

Harry Flynn:
What happens if they switch the patrols?

Nathan Drake:
We'll figure it out as we go.

Harry Flynn:
We cannot fumble our way through this!

Nathan Drake:
I don't fumble-I improvise.

Chloe Frazer:
Oh, is that what you call it?

Nathan Drake:
Yeah, I'm adaptable.

Chloe Frazer:
Adaptable?

Harry Flynn:
[laughs] You cocky bastard.

Nathan Drake:
[after killing someone with a grenade] THERE GOES YOUR DAY!

Nathan Drake:
[after killing some guys while on the train] Sorry, boys, just needed to punch your ticket.

Jeff:
[after a firefight with Lazarevic's men ends] Is it always like this with him? [Reffering to Nate]

Elena Fisher, Chloe Frazer:
Pretty much.

Nathan Drake:
[as the tank chasing him drives halfway off the cliff in an attempt at killing Nathan] Is he drunk?