Vapid Shallow Models Must Die!

Digitz:
This here's my boss - part-time model, full-time jerk.

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt:
And in local news, a model has been reported missing for over a week now. Last time the model was seen was at the Glamorous Faces show last Thursday night. Authorities do not know at this time where the model has been; no body has been found. We will keep you updated.

Model Tiffani:
Are you sure we're not interrupting you in your dinner? Like, don't you have some pumpkin pies and mashed potatoes waiting for you?

Digitz:
You're gonna have to eat the beauty below you in order to survive.

B'Jesus:
[to God] I am Jesus. Come and get me. I must spread the word of myself.

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt:
Now there are four - four total missing models - four beautiful people out there, perhaps dead in the world, and you people haven't called one... with... the police still have no leads. If you or anyone close to you has any ideas where these models have been, you need to call the authorities. Four beautiful missing people - BEAUTIFUL folks - and missing. The police still have no leads whatsoever. Remember, folks, this could be your brother, this could be your mother... These are beautiful people. If anyone in your family or close to you has any idea what has happened to these models, please, call the authorities.

Digitz:
I'm here for the modeling thing.

B'Jesus:
Really? What are you planning to do?

Digitz:
I'd like a couple head shots to, you know, do stuff so I can get jobs.

B'Jesus:
Um, you know it's a hundred seventy-five an hour.

Digitz:
Uh, I thought it was free.

B'Jesus:
Are you kidding? It's one-seventy-five for ugly people like you.

Digitz:
S'cuse me?

Model Beau:
Hey, Lard-Ass!

Digitz:
What?

Model Beau:
I hear you're tryin' to be a photographer!

Digitz:
Yup!

Model Beau:
It's usually the vile, disgusting people like you that's behind the camera!

Model Beau:
You're gon' be sorry you said that!