Violet & Daisy

[first lines]

Daisy:
[seeing cancelled posters] What are we going to do now?

Violet:
I'll think of something.

Daisy, Violet:
[cut to them carrying pizzas boxes in Nun outfits]

Daisy:
Who's rose?

Violet:
My old partner?

Daisy:
I thought I was your only...

Violet:
Sorry Daiz.

Daisy:
Well, what happened to her?

Violet:
She died.

Daisy:
How?

Violet:
Got shot.

Daisy:
How?

Violet:
The usual way. Somebody pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger.

Michael:
Is this an interview or a hit?

Violet:
Whatever man.

Violet:
You got any more cookies?

Iris:
Do you know what I wanted to be when I was your age?

Daisy:
[no]

Iris:
I don't either. I like you, kid. You're in over your head, and you're scared, and yet you look death in the eye without blinking. It's admirable, but it won't save you. It won't save your partner. And it won't save your new pal.

Michael:
Don't worry about the dead man in the bath tub, it's not what it looks like.

[last lines]

Daisy:
Your father was a good guy, April. He told how you two got lost in the mall one day, and then had ice cream. Well, see ya.

Daisy:
[to hit men] My partner weighs in at about 95 pounds, right? And together you guys weigh are pushin', like, half a ton, give or take, correct? So, did you need much help stuffing her in that garbage can?

Man #1, Man #2, Man #3, Man #4:
[blank stares]

Daisy:
[sits back, hands behind her head] Now I usually don't talk to people like you in the first place. But if I did that sort of thing, I would say that you girls should have a TV show. And that they should call that program, "The Adventures of Donnie's B*tches". But like I said at the top, I usually don't talk to people like you. Because talking to people like you doesn't make much sense.

Man #1:
What do you mean, people like us? What the hell kind of people are we?

Daisy:
Dead ones.

Man #1:
[laughs] What?

Violet:
[starts shooting them from behind] Got some bullets. But now I might be out again.

Daisy:
You just missed her.

Violet:
Daiz?

Daisy:
She just left.

Violet:
Who?

Daisy:
Rose.

Violet:
Was she alive?

Daisy:
I don't know. But she asked about you.

Violet:
What did she say?

Daisy:
She said, I'm looking for your partner. Those were her exact words.

Violet:
Is that all she said?

Daisy:
No. She said that Rose's were dead, and Violet's were too.

Violet:
She died.

Daisy:
How?

Violet:
Got shot.

Daisy:
How?

Violet:
The usual way. Somebody pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger.

Daisy:
If we were rich and didn't have to kill him, we could pay him just to make those cookies for us all the time.

Violet:
Hell, what if the cookies are just the tip of the iceberg? What if he makes brownies?

Michael:
Who is number one?

Daisy:
No one's ever seen him. But he once killed three ninjas. With a fingernail file.

Daisy:
Violet says "No"

Violet:
Violet says; "F***, no!"