Worried About the Boy

Careers Advisor:
What can you do better than others?

Boy George:
Make up.

Boy George:
I'm not a drug addict, I'm a drag addict.

Boy George:
Do you want to help me? I need milk, tea, sugar, Weetabix... oh, and some coke. Get the fizzy brown variety.

Boy George:
You're accusing me of sucking my own neck.

Marilyn:
Gay men think you're too much!

Steve Strange:
He's straight, very straight.

Boy George:
You know what your problem is, Steve? You have no ambition.

Vernon:
I'm not really gay...

Boy George:
It's ok, I'm not really a nun!

Marilyn:
What do you think of his penis extention?

Boy George:
Lovely. I'm circumcised, too.

Boy George:
You must be my knight in camouflaged armour.

Boy George:
Am I dreaming?

Marilyn:
Why don't you pinch yourself?

Boy George:
Ouch.

Boy George:
I can look good in anything.

Marilyn:
Anything?

Christopher:
TBH... To Be HAD!

Boy George:
How's it feel to have your arse kicked by a fairy?

Kirk Brandon:
You know I don't have sex with blokes, right?

Boy George:
I'm only offering tea.

Jon Moss:
[off screen, knocking at the door] George? Are you in there? George?

Boy George:
[fixes his hair, opens the door, Jon slightly turns his head to show an injury] What happened to you?

Jon Moss:
The b*tch went for me. [George lets him in]

Jon Moss:
[cut to George, tending Jon's wound, Jon grimacing slightly at the painful touch] She thinks I spend more time with you than I do with her.

Boy George:
Give her a triangle, stick her in the band and then she can see you day and night.

Jon Moss:
She's jealous.

Boy George:
Of what?

Jon Moss:
Of you, you muppet.

Jon Moss:
She thinks I fancy you. [George laughs, then realizes]

Jon Moss:
[Jon takes his hand, attempts to kiss him, but George pulls away] Don't make me look a prat. [He kisses George, pulling him closer]

Boy George:
[breaks the kiss] You have no idea what you're doing. [they kiss again] But that's good. It's fine. [they kiss passionately]

Jon Moss:
God, you're a needy bastard, aren't you?

Boy George:
More than you'll ever know.