Worth Winning

Taylor Worth:
Guys, a beautiful woman is one of the loneliest creatures on the face of the earth. All I need is an opening, a ticket of admission.

Ned Broudy:
Without suffering, you don't grow.

Eric:
He is....my hero.

Ned Broudy:
A hero should accomplish something. I mean, what has Taylor accomplished? We are happily married men.

Taylor Worth:
I can't touch her because if I touch her, I'll jump her. And if I jump her, I'll lose her. Every man wants to jump her. So I've got to be different.

Veronica Briskow:
I think there's more to marriage than Mouse Olympics.

Taylor Worth:
Poetic justice doesn't feel so good.

Taylor Worth:
There wouldn't be great sex if we didn't have awful sex- awful, mechanical, slightly painful, unsatisfying sex.

Taylor Worth:
I'm a perfectionist.

Taylor Worth:
Hey, don't get me wrong. I don't want to grow old alone. I love kids. I certainly love women, but I'm no Casanova.

Erin Cooper:
She has your eyes.

Taylor Worth:
Don't tell her father that.

Taylor Worth:
I love torturing him.

Taylor Worth:
Ambivalence I can work with... hate takes longer.

Taylor Worth:
After she agrees to marry me... I'm going to keep dating her.