Young Bride

Library Patron Seeking Aphrodite:
[Loudly] Say, where can I get an illustrated copy of "Aphrodite?"

Miss Margaret Gordon, the Librarian:
Young man, you're evidently unaware that that book is not in circulation.

Daisy:
Take ya out to dinner tonight, Allie.

Allie Smith Riggs:
Well, thanks Daisy. I'd love to have dinner with you. We'll go Dutch.

Daisy:
Uh, uh. The boyfriend's entertaining, and he's got a guy that's crazy to meet you, Allie.

Allie Smith Riggs:
A blind date? No thanks!

Daisy:
Oh, this guy Pete's got ain't blind. Gee Allie, he'd go for ya in a big way!

Allie Smith Riggs:
Well, I don't want to be gone for.

Daisy:
[whining] Awww gosh. Aw gee, Allie, don't be a wet smack all your life.

Allie Smith Riggs:
I'm not a wet smack, Daisy, I'm just particular who I go out with.

Daisy:
How about giving Rudy Vallee a buzz?

Allie Smith Riggs:
Ya think he'd buzz back?

Charlie Riggs:
I hope you're a good dancer.

Maisie:
Say, dancin's my business.

Charlie Riggs:
Ever mix business with pleasure?

Maisie:
What's your idea of pleasure?

Charlie Riggs:
What's yours?

Maisie:
[Doing a little shimmy in place] Boop-boop-a-doop!

[last lines]

Charlie Riggs:
Gee, Allie you're the swellest dame in this whole cockeyed world.

Allie Smith Riggs:
Go wash your face. It's a sight.

Pete:
[First lines] Hi, Sugar.

Daisy:
Hello.

Pete:
Is it okay for tonight? Did you get a tomater for Charlie?

Pete:
He wants some new talent. Hey, how 'bout that girl that works here?

Daisy:
You mean Allie Smith?

Pete:
Yeah, she looks hot!

Daisy:
Yeah, hot like a Frigidaire.

Pete:
Well, maybe he could raise her temperature. Go on, get her!

Allie Smith Riggs:
[Looking at a Chinese menu] Well, I don't know what this all means - but, it looks exciting. Now, what's that?

Pete:
That's bird's nest zuop!

Allie Smith Riggs:
What kinda bird?

Pete:
Cuckoo.

Pete:
I don't know what it is about a mug like Charlie Riggs. Every time you dames lay eyes on him, you start going crazy.

Charlie Riggs:
[to a Chinese waiter] Chow mein, Fu Man Chu and make it fast!

Charlie Riggs:
I see you got that tie on again. Won't you never learn not to wear red after six o'clock?

Charlie Riggs:
Sure is swell to come up after a hard day's work at the office and find a couple of swell-lookin' gals waitin' for ya.

Charlie Riggs:
Say, you ought to be in the movies with that face.

Allie Smith Riggs:
Sure, I'd make a swell target for custard pies.

Pete:
I thought you were selling real estate up in Westchester?

Charlie Riggs:
Not selling, slug, buying!

Pete:
Buying, what?

Charlie Riggs:
Land! To build a movie studio on.

Charlie Riggs:
Say, you'd go swell in pictures, Miss Smith. Your eyes - they got soul in 'em. No kiddin'. I'm tellin' ya! With your looks, you'd be a real find.

Pete:
It won't be long now. You go ahead and finesse your Queen. We're gonna make this rubber.

Daisy:
Ya, let's dance.

Pete:
[to Miss Smith] Don't let him sell ya anything you woudn't take home to your mother.

Charlie Riggs:
The last time I handed anybody a line was on a moonlite night in Calcutta.

Allie Smith Riggs:
Oh, have you been to Calcutta?

Charlie Riggs:
Sure, I've been all over. Calcutta. Rangoon. Mandalay.

Charlie Riggs:
Only once did I see blue like you got in your eyes and that was on the China sea, one morning, after a typhoon.

Allie Smith Riggs:
It must be wonderful to go to all of those places. I've often dreamed about them.

Charlie Riggs:
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna do some dreamin' myself tonight, but, it's not going to be about geography. [Runs his finger down the collar of Allie's jacket]

Charlie Riggs:
[Sarcastically] Swell fixer you turned out to be!

Pete:
I should get tomaters for you!

Pete:
Hey, Adonis, come on, will ya. Hurry up. We got places to go.

Daisy:
Yeah, come on! Shake a leg!

Charlie Riggs:
Alright. Alright! Keep your shirt on!

Allie Smith Riggs:
Sometimes I do get lonely, but, not for people. I get lonely - for thinking of places I've never been to. You know, far away places. Rangoon. Mandalay. Have you ever felt that way?

Miss Margaret Gordon, the Librarian:
Yes, in deed.

Allie Smith Riggs:
And, maybe - maybe somebody to be there with you. Somebody you can be proud of and look up to. You don't know who? I guess all girls are that way when they're my age. Just crazy-headed!

Pete:
Boy, I just gotta peak at somethin' new in the dressing room and is she a hot tomata! Mmmm!

Maisie:
Say, you don't have to tell me how to handle these babies, honey. I've worked at every taxi dance joint between here and 14th Street.

Maisie:
This sheik you're tellin' me about, what's his name? Riggs?

Daisy:
Good time Charlie, in person! Play 'em easy kid, he knows all the answers.

Charlie Riggs:
Why should I waste my liquor on you? Are you a good lookin' dame?

Pete:
Well, no, but I can fix one up for ya.

Pete:
Hey, sit down and have a snort.

Daisy:
Sure, why not?

Maisie:
Do you wanna dance?

Charlie Riggs:
Sure, I guess so.

Maisie:
Well, don't break your ankle gettin' up.

Charlie Riggs:
Wisecracker, heh?

Maisie:
No, just a little girl tryin' to get along.

Pete:
Do you wanna bump hits with me or would you rather pull taffy?

Maisie:
Whaddaya mean you could go for me in a big way?

Charlie Riggs:
You look like a million bucks.

Maisie:
And just as hard to get.

Charlie Riggs:
[Dancing cheek-to-cheek] Oh, mamie!

Maisie:
Daddy!

Charlie Riggs:
Whaddaya doin' tonight?

Maisie:
Got any ideas?

Charlie Riggs:
Plenty.

Allie Smith Riggs:
I wish - I don't know what I wish.

Pete:
Well, I'm a monkey's grandpa!

Charlie Riggs:
I ain't had a break since I married you. Everything I tackle seems to go floppo!

Pete:
[Throwing dice] Eighter! Eighter from Decater! Watch me get 'em now. Hummph! Well, I'm gettin' close. I got my red flannel underwear on and I'm certainly warm. Hummph! [Disappointed] It sure did snow someplace.

Maisie:
That's no reason for standing me up! You could give a lonely girl a ring once in awhile.

Charlie Riggs:
My bad luck streak is broke. From now on can watch my tail lights!

Pete:
Well, spank me naked!

Charlie Riggs:
Say, when does this razzle start?

Pete:
Getta look at the female gigolo!

Maisie:
Oh, why don't you get wise to yourself. Good time Charlie. You've been foolin' nobody but yourself. What a sap to be runnin' around loose. Why don't you go home to that dumb cluck you married!

Charlie Riggs:
You'll keep my wife's name out of your dirty mouth!

Maisie:
Oh, she's nothin' but a - [gets slapped]