15 Storeys High

Vince:
It's funny how different people seem when you're trapped in a lift with them

Naomi the Ice Queen:
What do you mean?

Vince:
It's just, I used to really fancy you

Naomi the Ice Queen:
Oh, what and you don't now?

Vince:
No. I thought you were perfect, now I realize you're just the sort of woman who gets stuck in a lift. Just like all the others.

Naomi the Ice Queen:
That's not my fault

Vince:
You wouldn't get Naomi Campbell stuck in a lift, would you?

Naomi the Ice Queen:
So?

Vince:
It just makes you very ordinary.

Naomi the Ice Queen:
Well you're stuck in a lift

Vince:
Yeah, but I'm not the one who swans about like Chris Eubank, am I, farting Wedgwood pottery into a golden bowl of rose petals?

Errol:
Hello Mum. It's your third youngest Errol here. The Chinese one. Did Barry get that job? He's the one with the lisp. I hope so, I like him.