Can't Buy Me Love

Chuckie Miller:
Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

Ronald Miller:
I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.

Chuckie Miller:
Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?

Ronald Miller:
That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.

Chuckie Miller:
Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.

Ronald Miller:
I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

Patty:
I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!

Patty:
Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?

Ronald Miller:
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!

Patty:
Rhodo-who's?

Cindy Mancini:
Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?

Barbara:
What did he say?

Patty:
I don't care! Dig on his shirt...

Patty:
Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?

Ronald Miller:
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!

Patty:
Rhodo-who's?

Cindy Mancini:
Guys, I'll meet you at home.

Barbara:
What did he say?

Patty:
I don't care! I dig his shirt...

Patty:
Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile.

Ronald Miller:
Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.

Ronald Miller:
What's his name, Biff?

Cindy Mancini:
Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!

Ronald Miller:
Is there a difference?

Cindy Mancini:
Guys, take a look at forehead... do you see a sign that says information?

Cindy Mancini:
Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!

Patty:
Are you into long distance relationships?

Ronald Miller:
No.

Patty:
Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?

Barbara:
Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...

Patty:
And good...

Patty:
Come on, a lady never talks.

Cindy Mancini:
Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.

Ronald Miller:
You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!

Cindy Mancini:
Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others.

Ronald Miller:
Me change? Never.

Quint:
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

Ronald Miller:
You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!

Ronald Miller:
Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

Chuckie Miller:
Chillin!

Rons Dad:
Shut up, Chuck!

Chuckie Miller:
I was talking to Ma!

Rons Mom:
Shut up, Chuck!

Cindy Mancini:
The moon looks different now, it's not as mysterious or romantic as before.

Ronald Miller:
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.

Cindy Mancini:
You didn't ruin it, you just changed it I guess.

Patty:
Cool outfit!

Barbara:
What a severe suede!

Cindy Mancini:
You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.

Patty:
Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!

Chuckie Miller:
Chillin'!

Ronald's Dad:
Shut up, Chuck!

Chuckie Miller:
I was talking to Ma!

Ronald's Mom:
Shut up, Chuck!

Chuckie Miller:
You nuked my brother.

Cindy Mancini:
What?

Chuckie Miller:
You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.

Cindy Mancini:
Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?

Chuckie Miller:
Boy? I see no boy here.

[Cindy puts powder on his face]

Chuckie Miller:
You think you shut me up?

Cindy Mancini:
I didn't? Well, let me try again.

[attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie, who leaves]

Chuckie Miller:
[to his friends] Babe said it was good for my complexion.

Ronald Miller:
What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary.

Kenneth Wurman:
That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. We became us. I like us.

Ronald Miller:
Cools, nerds. Your side, my side. Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself.

Cindy Mancini:
[to Ronald] Popularity isn't perfect. I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. Do you remember that suede outfit? Yeah, well that was me trying to fit in. I have to work at it, so does everyone else.

Kenneth:
[to Ronald] You sh*t on my house!

Jock:
Look - it's a nerd herd!