Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers

Corsican Brother#1:
The Evil F***aire - he's trisexual!

Corsican Brother#2:
Trisexual?

Corsican Brother#1:
Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!

Louis Corsican:
I'm your brother, Louis.

Lucian Corsican:
Liar, my brother wasn't Mexican.

Louis Corsican:
I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!

Louis Corsican:
Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee!

Louis Corsican:
You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant.

Louis Corsican:
Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.

The Evil Fuckaire:
Don't be a stupid Fuckaire.

The Evil Fuckaire:
Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that.