21 & Over

Jeff Chang:
That's my laptop.

Julian:
Get a desktop, b*tch!

Miller:
No, let's get that little f***er home.

Jeff Chang:
Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?

Miller:
No idea, no idea how that could have happened.

Miller:
Oh, my God! Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?

Nicole:
So, I take it you're not in a frat?

Casey:
No, because I'm not angry and secretly gay.

Miller:
Yeah, she's cute, but she's not my type.

Casey:
What is your type?

Miller:
Girls who want to have sex with me.

Casey:
Don't ask about my sister, she's 16.

Miller:
Well, yeah, but in the real world she's really like 18.

Casey:
No, in the real world she's 16.

Casey:
Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?

Miller:
I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?

Casey:
No.

Miller:
Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?

Jeff Chang:
I don't like dreadlocks.

Miller:
Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?

Casey:
Yes! We're too old for all of those things.