Cutting Edge

Kate:
What do you shower once a week?

Doug:
Is that an invitation?

Anton:
Douglas, you are stem, Katia, you are petal. Together, you make flower.

Kate:
I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back.

Doug:
You want me to put my hands *where*?

Kate:
I'm sure I don't do anything you would find exciting. I don't open beer bottles with my toes, I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth, hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull.

Doug:
Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.

Kate:
As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.

Doug:
Well there's a rough gig. What do you do, keep him chained up in the basement?

Kate:
Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA - Harvard. You may have heard of it. They do have a hockey team.

Doug:
He must be very smart. I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.

Kate:
Just who the hell do you think you are?

Doug:
I know exactly who I am, sweetheart, I'm a guy who came a long way for lunch.

Kate:
Oh, well, please don't let me keep you from the trough.

Doug:
Well, actually it's kind of interesting. I've been, I've been doin' a little figure skating.

Old man in back of bar:
Finger painting?

Kate:
Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold.

Hale:
I don't like to see her upset.

Doug:
If I was you, I'd invest in blindfolds.

Kate:
You are an immature a**hole of the lowest order.

Doug:
If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction! Skate!

Kate:
If you're so bored, why don't you read?

Doug:
You mean like a book?

Kate:
That is the generally accepted format, yes.

Kate:
What was the last book you read? You were in college?

Doug:
The last thing I read in college was a letter canceling my scholarship when I couldn't play anymore.

Kate:
Okay, high school.

Doug:
I was a hockey player. The only thing I had to read was a scoreboard.

Kate:
And they graduated you?

Doug:
They revered me. I was a God.

Kate:
What a tragic commentary on our times.

Pamchenko:
Spindler say before he skate with her he wear garlic from neck and sleep with cross.

Kate:
The only problem he has is finding his zipper fast enough!

Kate:
That's silly. We'd never get along. I mean, look at us, we're always fighting.

Hale:
Foreplay.

Doug:
Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!

Pamchenko:
She is tremendous skater. But always becoming the big "B." What a b*tch!

Kate Mosley:
I love you.

Doug Dorsey:
Just remember who said it first.

Doug Dorsey:
I've been meaning to tell you - that book you gave me? It's pretty good.

Kate Mosley:
Really. Using it as a doorstop, or a coaster?

Kate:
Toepick

Doug Dorsey:
Great Expectations.

Kate Mosley:
Well, it was either that or "Curious George Plays Hockey". I took a chance.

Hale:
Kate, what are you looking for?

Kate:
Nothing! My earring!

Kate:
Toe pick!